Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was unavoidably detained.

I want an expansion of deductible business credits.

And kiss his ass!

Hey Judge, cheer up, will ya?

You know Nebraska, I... never liked you.

we're waiting...

Tears in his eyes, I guess

Hey Gary, quit washing your Kirklands you’re up

Freeze, gopher!

Don’t sell yourself short Joel, your a tremendous slouch

See your Future Be you Future

Mactavish!!! Do you know whaat i just saw?!?!

Don't even think about it!

Madonna with meatballs!

Tonight's dinner

My dad, never liked you.

We have a push up bra and a board. The push up bra is probably good for you though.

I have to laugh

I was born to love you I was born to lick your face

Good Lord What has the buffoon done now?

This stuff is terrible.

you get a piece of carbon bonking tax cake! and you get a piece of carbon bonking tax cake! and you get a piece of carbon bonking tax cake! everyone gets a piece of carbon bonking tax cake!

Come on. You're an ace. Everybody knows it!

I want a hamburger.

Gophers! Gophers! The little brown furry rodents!

Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch.

Why, I could beat you with one arm.

And put on some weight, will you?

I christen thee the flying wasp

Well tanks for nuttin!

I Think This Place Is Restricted, So Don't Tell Them You're Jewish, Okay?

...and I get on as a looper at this course over in the Himalayas.

Are we waiting for these guys?

Ray, I have a special project for you... Sound Familiar??

It's just a bush. Don't even look twice at it.

DON'T WORRY IT'S GOOD LUCK IN HIATI

You're probably so high already you don't even know it.

after a few shots at the turn

Just a small cut on the hamstring Jump will never break another hard right

BIGGEST WHORE ON THE SUPREME COURT, I’M TOLD

I didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

Aye, sir! Very clear, sir!

He decided to go to college instead.

Listen up I got ten thousand hours

I need a drink. Nice meeting you.

By the way, how does your penis slde up onto your stomach so quickly like that? I'm a member of the Magic Circle.

Oh, it looks good in you though

We built this club, he and I!

My dad... never liked you.

See you on deck Senator

Get a tow truck over here and have it hauled away immediately!

You'll enjoy nothing and like it!

I'm Danny Noonan.

I don't believe it.

Hey Company 3......

WHAT DO YOU SAY AL... SHALL WE PRESS ON?

...manganese. A lot of people don't even know what that is.

Doesn’t look so bad. Come on! Two more outs!

I guess you don’t! I guess you don’t!

So I've got the BGA going for me. Which is nice

Don't worry about this one. If you miss it, We're fucked.

Yes I can feel your penis on my belly And it's giving me butterflies in my stomach so do your duty

I kind of slept here last night.

Well, I’ll guarantee kevin will never be a member here!

...and give me a box of those naked lady tees.

I've often thought of entering the priesthood.

I want the entire world Scrubbed, sterilized, and disinfected!

Ain't that right, sir?

Ty, there's someone you must meet!

Hey, doll, could you scare up another round for our table?

So what brings you to this nape of the woods... neck of the wape?

Well, then you ain't getting on the trading floor

Don't worry about this one. If we miss it, We're fucked.

All right, Smails, that's 80 grand. Now fork it over!

...and northern California sinsemilla.

Improve your lie

Yeah. Did you see my ball?

When your neighbor eats your cat…

Hey wang(sness)! What's with the complaints It's a application repo! Come on!

I guess it couldn't have been that great, then.

I'm not talking. Stop talking.

you’ll get $25 million and like it!

Night Putting... Just Putting at Night.

Come on! One more hole!

Take it easy, will you, Ty?

They say for Italians this is skilled labor, you know that?

...and I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois...

Yes. I was getting really tired of having fun all the time.

You buy a hat like this, I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

With the market these days, if you own anything but land...

Dragon Boat Racers!

Chuck, Norm & Rusty. This says it all.

Did you get out yesterday?

I am playing in the member guest this weekend and this is my guest Mr. Wang

want the entire pool scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected!

I beg your pardon!

What are you, a diabetic?

Moose! Rocco! Help the Judge Find his Checkbook!

I Want To Be Good

I didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to him.

Judge Smails, Smails the Third, Dr. Beeper and Bishop Pickering.

Cardano, ya know…TRON coin…

A looper. You know, a caddy, a looper...

It's no big deal!

You! You! You're no gentleman!

Guess I'm a little overdressed, huh?

I'm a veg, Danny

Oh, it's good for PvP Though

Makes a lot of sense.

Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers

We don't even have to have a reason.

Billy Billy Billy

they'll get nothing and like it!

it must be a nice change from dreary old anjuna

YOU'RE ON, YOU'RE ON!

Rudying is illegal at Bushwood, sir

All right! Reverse!

Keep it fair...

Fifty bucks the Smails kid picks his nose.

The flowing robes, the grace, bald, striking.

As a member I do not expect to see this wax buildup Yes sir Mr Calnan. I will take care of that right away

I can't foot the bill for everything around here, so don't ask for money.

Oh Ronnie Ronnie Ronnie

Well, I ain’t watching no Super Bowl with no Philly and KC!

You want to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?

I want to be good!

Come on. One more training run

In this place? Good luck!

Oh, Webb, I didn't see your name on the sign-in sheet for the Club tournament.

I saw Smails before. He was cheating.

No. I can do it.

You’re a good egg, Martin.

...and set my friend up with the whole shmeer.

You'd be interested to know this uniform was given me...

Make sure you eat my Thai...Ty

My foe, my enemy, is an animal...

Spaulding, this calls for the old Billy Baroo.

You’ll get chips and like it!

...in a money match.

That's fine for me. That's good.

Hey Bryson! Where’s your hat?

I was unavoidably detained

He looks like Dick Cavett.

I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for awhile

Al built our condo in Palm Beach.

I Don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite awhile

"Well, Thanks For Nothing!" Mike