Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want you to kill every gophers
...and you've got the stock market beat...
You’ll get cheese and like it
...a flute with no holes is not a flute...
Colored boy? Why you son of a bitch I’ll fix you!
Let me tell you a little story.
Sure you don't need me for nothing?
I tell you, I never saw dead people smoke before!
Quit the game
Oh..my Bone Spurs! They're Broken
Are you gonna eat your day?
Just growl if you need anything
Then you ain’t getting no Coke…
Why you son of a b$&@“ I’ll fixyou!
AyeTyTurnitUp
I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite awhile
"Gee, I had better food at the ballgame!"
He was a funny guy.
THERE IS NO GOD
Come on out, Noonan!
Is that so? Who made you Pope of this dump?
You go ahead. It looks fine to me.
So I've got that going for me. Which is nice
Now, what the devil!
...I have to think like an animal. And whenever possible...
I could put some stick-um on there for you. It's my fault.
I Like You Betty Danny, sir.
Hey Moose, Rocco. Help Hoser find his checkbook
If you want to be replaces by robots… keep it up
How much is that?
Hey Dave
Hey! Can you make a bullshot?
HEY YOU SCRATCHED MY ANCHOR
I want the entire office Scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected
I’m a veg Danny
How do you measure yourself with other humans? By height
Me winning isn’t. You do.
He’s Breaking the Law!
mold
Exclusively for both C.S. & Bushwood’s Members
You’ll go to bigs and like it!
Give me this. Take it easy, will you, Ty?
if you ever want to rap or just get weird with somebody
all i'm hearing is "bribing beer judges" oh autocorrect, i meant tracing der grudges! that'll teach me for using a young adult hearing aid!
No, I deserved it. I've been acting like a jerk.
Oh. I'm sorry, but then I'm afraid you can't come.
I’d keep playing
Rub my stomach
Hey! Great!
Poor Caddying
That kangaroo just stole my ball!
Hey! You scratched my Fence
...you own a popcorn farm!
"I think she is a nice girl." "See! A lot of people think so, too."
So I tell them I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me?
The world needs ditch diggers too
Hope it's ok that I didn't get you anything! You'll get nothing and like it!
Hey there. So what brings you to this nape of the woods...wape of the neck?
It's my problem. I can handle it.
Bill Kelly!! I'm going to put it right on the line.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.
We have a pool and a pond. A pond would be good for you.
SO WE'VE GOT THAT GOING FOR US, WHICH IS NICE
I don't believe it... Really?
Noonan you can do it!
Oh, I'm hot today!
Don't sell yourself short, scott you're a tremendous slouch
Don't sell yourself short
...weren't actually all that outstanding.
Oh, I might, at that.
Could be in the market... or on a game show.
Spalding, this calls for the old Philly Barule...
I wanna be good
Only 4 Employees? Then you don't get no Coke!
Don't sell this incompetence short... ...it can be both haphazard AND erratic.
That orange spray tan looks good on you though…
Who are you? SJ? I dunno!
Buy a hat like this bet you get a free bowl of soup
He is breaking the law!
Whaddaya say, Al???
I have an account with huckberry
I'll be the head greenskeeper...
You'll get nothing, and like it!
Back 40 Beer Garden Rules NO BARE FEET
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come.
Is this spring? This isn't spring, is it?
Fifty bucks the mahomes kid picks his nose.
Let's not mess the place up. We can handle this in private.
Danny is an employee of the club. He can't work and play particularly in something as illegal as this!
Let's play golf!
Put your best man on it
What time you due Back in Boys Town?!?
I’D KEEP DRINKING. I DON’T THINK THE HEAVY STUFF IS GONNA COME DOWN FOR QUITE AWHILE.
They are very young....... But I can tease them and make them come on my stomach!!!
And put your clothes back on, my dear!
You’ll get nothing and like it.
Bless this ship and all who sail on her.
Ahhh...... two
Fuz
Are you serious
bark like a dog
I think you know why you're here.
The judge would like to see a caddy named Danny Noonan...
The last thing any of us need right now...
Why don't you give the St. Copius Scholarship people a call?
Hey Mr raccoon… you there???
Why don't you just scamper along now?
Happy Birthday!
The man is a menace!
I don't believe anybody's home.
Hey, waiter, here. This is for you, all right?
Goodness...
I smell varmit poontang
A lot of people don’t even know what that is
I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner...
Patrick Queen molests collies
Is that so? Who made u Pope of this dump?
Yes I can feel your penis........ And it's giving me butterfles in my stomach so do your duty!!
Five on Mr. Czek.
You have worn out your welcome, sir!
There it is!
If Doug Wonna is as good as he says he is, he's got to play me to prove it!
Yes. I was getting really tired Of having fun all the time
I Like you Betty It's Danny, Sir
You know I've often thought of becoming a wookie dick
Four or five.
Why, this whole place sucks!
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Jim Woeste - club champion
At least we’ve got that going for us …which is nice
Response to Democrat debate
This is a hybrid
You tell Bobcat I’m gunning for him.
He's not going to work at the lumber yard!
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake.
I don’t think the heavy stuff is going to come down for quite a while
Now I know why tigers eat their young.
you konw i've often thought of becoming a golf club
Pay no attention to that bush moving around there by that tree.
Who’s your decorator? Benihana?
I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff is going...
This looks like it could be gravy.
After a day of job searching
Colored boy?
Hey Archer… Where’s your hat???
hELLO, MR. BEAVER! IT'S ME, HAROLD LEGGETT!
MATT'S *CHARACTERS*! THOSE SILLY LITTLE MEME GUYS HE MAKES!
We better start moving.
Oh, he doesn't keep score, sir.
Can I have a word with you Eric? In private.
...beautiful girl with a great body.
I Guess The Kidding Around Is Pretty Much Over, Huh.
Don't sell yourself short, Matt. You're a tremendous slouch.
I see it in court every day.
Silver wings upon their chest...
Ha!! Ha!! Ha!!
And he called me a baboon. Thinks I'm his wife.
The best game of my life!
Me winning isn't! You do!
Gentlemen, we all know this is illegal and against club practice...
How was what?
people don't say that about you as far as you know
The Dalai Lama, himself.
Oh, how about the grand you owe me, huh?
This is a hybrid. This is a cross bluegrass,
I'm going to law school, too.
Excellent round, son!
I’d keep playing
fuck kowe fuck you
BOURBON! Bour-bon!!!
The world needs ditch diggers too
How many cokes?
Want some?