Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

People don't say things about you. As far as you know.
This is the worst-looking bet I ever saw
Hey Ime, when you meet Kyrie... don't tell him you're Jewish, okay
Oh, it looks good on you, though
Hey Wang, I think this place is restricted, so don't tell them you're Jewish, okay?
A lot you fucking know, D'Annunzio!
THERE IS NO GOD!! #STUPID
I ain't paying 50 cents for no Coke. Well then YOU ain't getting no Coke!
...take it home and just get stoned...
Well, you two look like a couple of boobies
Hey Wang. I think Italy is restricted. So don’t tell them you’re Jewish. Okay?
Here you are, kid. Park my car. Get my bags.
Don't sell yourself short Bernie... You're a tremendous slouch.
Ray Dalio Molests Collies
Gentlemen, I'd like to ask at this time if you agree to waive all sanction against said referee...or anything that might get me fired.
How come you're here?
Jim Woeste
Democrats & Liberals are evil Just a corrupted party that want to keep committing crimes
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK "BUBBLES" McGEE
Sonya Henie is out !
Hey Archer!!! Where's your hat???
"What a body !!!!"
Cannonball Coming!
I bet you slice it into the woods! A hundred bucks!
Into a 10,000 foot crevice right at the base of this glacier!
Moose, Rocco, help Wayne take the survey.
night swimming... just swimming at night.
Yes, Yes. Winter rules.
$1,000 you won't send that to Sarno
You’ll get nothing
Look at it. That's the gopher.
What! Are we waiting for these guys?
Desperate times require desperate measures Billy Billy Billy
By the way, how does your penis slide up onto your stomach like that so quickly? I'm a member of the Magic Circle.
We just bought property behind the Great Wall…on the good side!
then you don't know someone who works at toys for bob
Hey moose, Rocco! Help the judge find his checkbook!
You know, clubs, bags, shoes...
Spaulding! Get dressed. You're playing golf today.
I don't want to see another caddy body in this pool!
You got a pool over there?
Well, maybe one drag, then I've got to go.
I got the wordle in two today So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.
I'm not talking. Stop talking.
Would you like a drink? Tuna Colada, perhaps?
Well, the world needs shitposters too!
He was night-jogging. Just...jogging at night.
Happy Birthday Danno! You'll getting nothing at like it
Well... We're waiting.
Hey Frank Mac....
Do you take drugs Danny?
I'm calling the police!
They're all selling? Then buy!
Sure thing, Judge.
Ahoy polloi
gunga galunga
I know why you came here tonight.
Hold on, son. Are you trying to make time with my best girl?
She's been plucked more times than the rose of Tralee.
Etude!
Yo, Louie, Rocco! Help the man find his vaccine card.
Well, I'll guarantee you'll never be a member here!
Hey Rocco, moose, Help Steve find his checkbook
Help Wayne take the survey
Then you ain’t getting no AQ!
We’re playing in the stag today and this is my guest, Mr. Wang
MATT'S CHARACTERS! THOSE SILLY LITTLE MEME GUYS!
Hey, we're all set to go. You know my friend here, don't you?
I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but...
Stop thinking. Let things happen...
...if you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up.
...I bet, are you, huh?
Where did it go? Right in the lumber yard
Double turds!
And be . . . . . . The apple
Yes, sir! I'm your pal!
There are more important things than grades. Like winning the SSCC Jr. Golf Championship.
Turn off all the sound.
...I'm going to ask Tom Burdick to put him on at the lumber yard!
Well I ain’t paying $75M for no 6-4.
Pretty pathetic, Ty.
What about my asthma?
Hey! Can you make a bullshark?
Man... free to kill tirkey at will.
You really enjoy rubbing stomachs don't you? Yes. That's why I'm showing you my stomach now!
You must have been something before electricity, huh?
HARRY HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO MOW MY LAWN?
Well, I ain’t paying no $200 for no Tool ticket!!
Nice try.
Rodney
Night-putting... Just Putting at night.
That's right. The only reason I'm here is maybe I'll buy it!
What seems to be the problem?
My dinghy is bigger than your whole boat!
Oh god that’s all I need
BK Turf is my kinda business
MR BIDEN Your ball is right over here, sir...
They said I should be a fire-watcher.
That's good, isn't it?
How do you measure yourself against other golfers? By height!
How do you measure yourself against other skiers? By Height
No, I don't want to stick to anything in here.
For me, there's a subtle perfection in everything I do.
smoking grass
Lib Tech SOP
Don’t sell yourself short
Capt Charlie
I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer. Could have gone pro.
I like you Betty R100, sir
You think I'd join this crummy snobatorium?
Are you kidding? When I was your age,
This is fine leather! I want that wax stripped off...
Stop! Stop!
Hey, save me a toke!
He was night-putting. Just putting at night...
Really? Are you going to Harvard?
I guess you don't!
I'm a veg, Danny.
I’ll give you asthma
I want the entire world scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected!
Don't play games with me.
You’re Waiting?
Oh, it looks good on you, though.
John on Friday
Are you religious or something?
Alright! Place your bets,place your bets! I bet Cyndie...
What do you say, Ty?
Correct me if I'm wrong
Of course. You're the young man who wants to be in the Senate.
Yo, Louie, Rocco! Help Manchin Find his Democrat membership card.
Danny saw me naked!
Chip and Putt a GO? I DON'T THINK THE HEAVY STUFF IS GONNA COME DOWN FOR QUITE AWHILE
I'd keep playing
...but the man worthwhile is the man who can smile...
I was born to love you.
...this dude's hole and crawl around for a few days.
why you son of a bitch i’ll fix you
Me last night
Then you ain't getting no brunch!
NO, THE NIGHTSISTERS.
yes beryl sial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes beware the evil eye!
Ever! They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong!
I WANT A PHOENIX SQUAD.
I'm in
...but when you die on your deathbed...
A-A-RON
Albert Einstein gave me this.
No fighting.
Don’t forget the tools tomorrow. You’re heads greenskeeper
Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers
...and I'd like to ask at this time...
- No plans. - Great!
Don't worry about this one You miss it, we lose
...pumping about 15,000...
My name is Fred and I'm just a man, same as you are.
Do you know we're giving another caddy scholarship this year?
This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!
What kind of grades do I need for this Caddy Scholarship deal?
OK, maybe just one and one extra
Gopher, raccoon same same
Gender Identity
SGCC has a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.
HEY RYAN...
Don’t worry about this one, Everton. If you lose, we’re relegated.
I always dreamed of being a Mutual of Omaha customer…
in conclusion, INTERNATIONAL WATERS!
Hey, look at that!
what do you say AAAAAAAAL?
All right! You've got it!
And that's all she wrote
So Darrin Is Out. We’ll Take Danny Noonan
And I say, Hey! Lama!