Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

what are you doing this sunday? how bout you mow my lawn

Well, the world needs shitposters too!

No. St. Copius of, uh, Northern...

There's a lot of... well, badness in the world today.

Hey, tiger, here. Keep it fair, will you?

Hey, where's the bar? Let's have some drinks here.

Check me if I'm wrong, Chris, but if I kill all the Matts,

I think the Cubs are restricted so don't tell them you're Jewish, okay?

Golfing in the rain

Man... free to kill gophers at will.

I guess I don't.

NICK FRANCU? GREAT GUY

Moose, Rocco, help Hausman find his checkbook…

Put on some weight, will ya?

Stop it. The judge will see you.

Can I have a word with you? In private.

Right Wingnuts: Is it safe to go out and play?? Trump: I'd keep playing, I dont think the heavy stuff is coming down for awhile.

How about a little something, you know, for the effort?

Sorry... Hope you can forgive me

Don't sell yourself short, Mark You're a tremendous Slouch

I feel like a 100 dollars.

You don't mind if I just pop in there for a few laughs?

He’ll quit the game

Sit down, Danny.

Waiting for the TRUTH!

Me and Lew Saturday

Ask Mott. He’ll tell you. Check just bought more property

...because all I do is cut lawns for a living.

Hey Ben! It’s my buddy!

Will you get serious?

There'll be no PTI adjustment today but, when you die, on your deathbed,you'll have a good story

Hey, we're both starving. When do we eat?

Why, you son of a b$&@?! I’ll fix you!

Is this Russia? This isn't Russia is it?

He's got a beautiful back swing. That's... oh! He got all of that one!

I have a number of tees in my hand. Your Honor, odd or even?

Oh, there's my phone!

Oh, I don't keep score, Judge.

She's been plucked More times than the rose of Tralee

ok so we're at the park shooting baskets we were getting along then all of a sudden kins jumps onto me and bites my ear and breaks my charm. and i blead so bad. and $289999999 she still owes me. is saying "oh look i slam dunk and shine nice jewellery and say "ah!"" but i just--goodbye! case dismissed! your honor i had-bye! parties are excused you may step out.

Let’s pretend... We’re real human beings

The heavy stuff

On the good side!

Of all the nerve!

Then you... ain't gettin' no coke

I can't believe Abbotts closed because of some rain maybe

Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer.

It's the big rub.

Al, if you keep busting your hump 16, 20 hours a day...

Nobody likes a tattletale... except, of course, me.

I want to bounce on your hairy stomach and thick cock Go easy.......I've a tournament tomorrow.

...went to war together, played golf together.

Happy Birthday Bill! Youll get nothing and like it!

You know, I've often thought of becoming a golf club.

Gambling is illegal at Hudson Valley, Sir And I never slicd

That’s a peach hon!

you’re a good egg dennison i appreciate it

I almost got head from Bunny Lebowski

You're not leaving this house until we settle the college thing!

He's a good guy. Don't be obsessed with your desires, Danny.

Is this Russia? This isn’t Russia, is it?

...and all his weight is on his right foot...

Just for a goof:

You’ll run Eberron and like it!

That must be the tea.

...so I won't have to feel guilty.

Are you kidding? You think I'd join this crummy snobatorium?

Hey Moose, Rocco! Help the judge find his checkbook, will ya?

Okay. Drop anchor!

Is this a family business, or what?

Just snake a tube down her nose and I'll be there...

The mans a menace!!

We have a pond in the back. a pond party would be better.

"Good afternoon, Sir. What--" "BOURBON!" "Yes, Sir. Would you like that straight--" "BURBON!!!

Is that it? I think it is!

Cullin joins the Signal App

So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILL!!!!!

Hey Moose! Rocco! Help John remember his LTA QC

Man in a boat overboard.

No, no. Dolphin.

So you’ve got that going for you, which is nice

“Well, I guarantee you’ll never be a gold member here”

I was hired to be a firefighter Yeah well ems needs bodies too

You're like a three-year-old!

Well, the world needs ditch diggers too.

How do you measure yourself against other golfers? By height.

...but it's acupuncture.

Hey Moose, Rocco! Help the judge find his checkbook, will ya?

Lets face it. Some Teams....

I want you to kill every gopher

Doomsday preppers be like, "I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite awhile"

THEY'RE GONNA LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.

Cause it’s nobody’s goddamn business how many drinks he’s had already

hey nasa, how 'bout a little somethin', you know, for the effort?

I was hoping to squeeze in nine holes before this rain starts.

Can I get a ruling on this?

Well, the world needs foot soldiers, too.

Lou raised the price of coke He’s been losing at the track

It's not my fault nobody can understand what you're saying.

That was right where you wanted it.

I ain't paying 50 cents for no Coke. Well, the you ain't getting no coke!

This is it! It's the Title!

It's a good idea. Next time be more careful!

Moose, Rocco, help Hausman find his checkbook…

You will get nothing and like it!

"Yo, Rocco, Louie!" "Help Mitch make the right decision."

I know how hard it is for young people today and I want to help.

Waiting for Piet To check if the stock is in

May I escort you out, ma'am?

That would work. I'm going to call you if I need that help.

Yeah, he's a good boy.

Don’t sell yourself short, Mazz. You’re a tremendous slouch.

Are you going to eat your fat?

Hey Wang! What's with the pictures? It's a cemetery. Come on!

Honey, if he doesn't have something lined up by September...

No, actually, I'm a rich millionaire.

Eric, why don't you come on in and help me sort my holy cards first?

Hey, Jesse Wayne! What's with the pictures? It's a parking lot!

I'm looking at you. You wore yellow so you could hide.

You're a little monkey woman

...my roommate.

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BlaBlaBla Just shut up and stroke my stomach and belly!

I ain’t payin no 50 cents for no Mexican c

America on the prospect of president Sanders or Warren following Trump:

I've never done that.

HE'D QUIT THE GAME.

- What are you doing this Sunday? - I...

I Christen Thee.

That's right. Or in the words of Jean-Paul Sartre...

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir And hockey never goes under

Put me down for five Ok, maybe just one plus one for an undergrad

I'd keep playing I dont think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while

I got rid of all social media and joined AR15.com So I got that going for me, which is nice

Campaign Of The Living Dead

Don’t you have homes?

I should have stayed home and played with myself.

How about a Fresca?

Judge Smails invited me at the club.

Another Rob Roy, Bishop?

...you could open a curtain, I could get right through that window, I guess.

I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for awhile

Why, just ask my grandson Mott. He and I are regular pals.

My boat needs exactly $20,000 worth of repairs.

Hooray for the Douglasses!

Wanna tie me up with some of your ties, Tye?

You're not a man, you're a Tugboat for God's sake!

A lot of people don’t even know what that is

Hey Rocco, help Eric find his wallet I think he owes you for a bet too

There's a bunch of them! And a summons.