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HEY, SAM? YEAH?
WILL YOU EXPLAIN TO HIM YOUR REAL FEELINGS?
ABOUT THIS DRESS. I JUST BOUGHT IT TODAY.
LOOK, SHE'S UNDRESSING EVERY MAN IN THE BAR
OH, HEATHER.
SEE WHAT?
O.K., WELL, HERE WE GO.
BACK TO WORK.
I JUST SAW IT TODAY.
YOU'D HAVE TO BE RICH, TOO.
W-WAIT A MINUTE.
HAR HAR.
I WAS A LITTLE-- I WAS A LITTLE CRAZY.
WHAT OTHER NICKNAME?
HE'S VICIOUS!
* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *
NOW WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
YEAH, I THINK SAMMY'S ONTO SOMETHING HERE.
HOPE YOU DIDN'T HAVE SPAGHETTI FOR LUNCH.
YEAH. AHEM.
AND I HAVE A SPECIAL RECIPE TO TRY--
WELL, THE SOONER WE BEGIN,
OH, YOU HIT IT OFF GREAT.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW! I MEAN IT, HEATHER!
HE WAS IN A CAGE WHEN THEY BROUGHT HIM IN.
IN SUCH A SENSELESS SLAUGHTER, I--
[WOOF WOOF]
HE'S GORGEOUS. HE'S JUST AS YOU DESCRIBED HIM.
LISTEN, I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS
WELL, THAT'S OUR LITTLE PUB.
NO, MA'AM. I'M SORRY.
HEATHER AND I WERE BEST FRIENDS IN FOURTH GRADE.
LISTEN, I KNOW WOMEN.
THANK YOU.
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU, SAM.
HERE, TAKE A BITE OFF THE END OF THIS.
DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THEM."