Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-And I don't think... -Hon, I'm on the phone, you see?

Uh, yeah, technically, don't, like, I get, like, a free pass

Well, that makes sense. I always hated Seth.

And how many drinks have I had at this point?

she wasn't into him, but then, like,

that, like, true love is in front of her stupid face.

They're all time-stamped and coded.

It doesn't work that way, 'cause I'm a woman and you're the man.

"Shitty Bar List" of unsafe places for women.

-That was pretty good. -That was awesome.

And we should probably stop harassing them.

[regular volume]: Um, Kate, if I may, yeah.

Sorry. I... Can I just make this very clear, okay?

Not him, either. Yeah, I am talking

-[bell dings] -"But Dennis...

gotten a little distance from the event...

-It's a compliment. -How is that a compliment?

Jesus, Dee. Ugh, God.

-We get it. We get it. -That's him doing his gay guy thing.

Okay? It's not a crime to be ugly.

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harassed her, too, because they all banged her.

-I'm ready for some booze. -DEE: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

which is why Icreated the Shitty Bar List.

I have a petite frame. I... I-It's a Thumbelina frame.

Hello, everyone. I'm Alan.

We don't want the whole system to collapse,

Frank, modulate your volume, okay? This is serious, okay?

Now, that's actually a common misconception, okay?

Yeah, and I kept saying... [muffled protests]

And you're like, "Shut up! Stop talking! Be still.

[laughs quietly] Nice try, you dumb bitch.

Young female customer. Great, good. Yes.

You got to protect me on this, Larry.

I'm gonna work really hard and get all the points and...

but I see why you did it.

You don't show up at a bar sober.