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-What year was that photo taken? -No, no, no.
He's not getting the whole big picture, right?
-[audience murmuring] -Ah... W-Well, now, actually, that is true.
You're a monster.
Now, I know what you're thinking.
I was very intimidated by her larger frame.
of unsafe places for women.
DENNIS: Hold on a second there.
I got the documents to prove it, so don't try coming at me.
Oh yeah? Prove it.
"I can't be ugly, and-and it doesn't matter,
I'm gonna make you so proud.
No! Dee. No.
ALAN: So, in this room
it's the employee who's talking to the boss
-Could I? -No. -[clock ticking faster]
Wha... No, Alan, we do this kind of stuff all the time.
Point is, know your place, monster man. Your time's up.
I got to get one of them, man. Nice.
This is a Daily Email Still GO BIRDs
It's a win-win situation for everybody,
It's this damn climate.
-You're the doorman. -Right.
There are no "good seats." Where are you going?
She did. I-It wasn't very good, though.
-This is a seminar. -MAC: Go Birds, though.
but women are on a little bit of a rampage right now
are capable of being sexually harassed.
100% of men are capable of being sexual harassers.
[bell dings]
W... Charlie, would you tell him?
Well, they're not thatgreat.
Oh! Here comes the boss man.
but it actually increases your risk.
would a woman really-really text that, Dennis?"
Maybe try a different scenario. Thanks, gents.
CHARLIE: Come on, hurry up, guys. I want to get a good seat.
this particular group, so I tell you what--
How many points do we need?
You got to clean up your act. Otherwise, you're going down,