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if, uh, you could take a seat, please.
What? Are you kidding me? After all of this,
There's nothing more unattractive than desperation
No, no, no, no. You don't, you don't just throw around
well, it looks like a wig. Yeah. What's going on?
in the workplace.
He did a role-play thing, it went bad.
with you moving and talking and shit."
-Uh, so, uh... -Alan! Alan!
I got the tapes. I got the receipts.
And we can't have that, okay?
Yeah, but it's true. I mean, women are out to get us.
Hold on a second. Now, this is just a-this is just
[laughs]
That's right.
-There you go. -Wait, wait. You had sex with Charlie?
constantly calls his female coworker a bird?
-you know what I mean? -Ease-ease into it.
but since you asked, the federal law is 300 days
nothing--more unattractive than desperation.
Now, we got to start taking this more seriously, okay?
-I got molested by Dee. -What?!
Back in the day, I banged all my secretaries.
I was sweating through my clothes.
Well, I'm sure a lot of people here today feel that way,
just like all women aren't represented
and stuff? 'Cause I mean, I was molested.
they're not gonna be as intimidated,
Right, right? Back me up, girlfriend.
I'm sorry, points?
But it's not for her. It's about her.
andsloppy.
I'm not in the scenario.
Sir, are you leaving?
-to keep tabs on you guys. -Don't worry, Dennis.
And, yes, money can offset and reduce ugliness,
-It'd be chaotic. Yeah, yeah. -Ease into it. -Yeah.
it's quid pro quo and hostile work environment.
DENNIS: All right, calm down, calm down.
So just... Yeah.
Okay. So what's my character?
Great. So, you check IDs. That-that sort of thing.
Now here's the part where you say,
whether a person will be accused of sexual harassment,
until she complains to her boss about it.
Everyone in this room is. I-I did a scan.