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whether a person will be accused of sexual harassment,
What? Are you kidding me? After all of this,
Yeah, but it's true. I mean, women are out to get us.
Okay. So what's my character?
That's right.
andsloppy.
-It'd be chaotic. Yeah, yeah. -Ease into it. -Yeah.
in the workplace.
if, uh, you could take a seat, please.
and stuff? 'Cause I mean, I was molested.
it's quid pro quo and hostile work environment.
Now here's the part where you say,
well, it looks like a wig. Yeah. What's going on?
I'm not in the scenario.
I got the tapes. I got the receipts.
-to keep tabs on you guys. -Don't worry, Dennis.
with you moving and talking and shit."
DENNIS: All right, calm down, calm down.
And, yes, money can offset and reduce ugliness,
they're not gonna be as intimidated,
-Uh, so, uh... -Alan! Alan!
But it's not for her. It's about her.
Great. So, you check IDs. That-that sort of thing.
No, no, no, no. You don't, you don't just throw around
There's nothing more unattractive than desperation
Right, right? Back me up, girlfriend.
Sir, are you leaving?
And we can't have that, okay?
just like all women aren't represented
He did a role-play thing, it went bad.
So just... Yeah.
constantly calls his female coworker a bird?
nothing--more unattractive than desperation.
Hold on a second. Now, this is just a-this is just
Everyone in this room is. I-I did a scan.
-you know what I mean? -Ease-ease into it.
-There you go. -Wait, wait. You had sex with Charlie?
Well, I'm sure a lot of people here today feel that way,
until she complains to her boss about it.
[laughs]
-I got molested by Dee. -What?!
Back in the day, I banged all my secretaries.
but since you asked, the federal law is 300 days
I was sweating through my clothes.
Now, we got to start taking this more seriously, okay?
I'm sorry, points?