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-Up front. -This is so unfair.
Oh yah? Prove it.
-[clock ticking] -Oh, yeah? Prove it.
-Whoa! -Wow.
but if I were to take my shirt off, they would be intimidated.
-but it was consensual. -It was not!
MAC: Frank!
Can the group from Paddy's Pub please focus up.
No. Dee, Dee. I did not assault you.
First date vibes
Time's up.
-Frank! -What?
What is with you and the points?
and I even hired these two bozos to host the seminar.
Uh, you're just trying to get into the bar.
[bell dings]
-Hey, hey, hey. Don't let them get to you. -Okay...
-A-Are you okay? -Yeah, yeah. No, it doesn't hurt.
Okay. I'm just trying to get through the introduction here,
I mean, otherwise, how could the Eagles
-He just said I could, so... -Oh, God.
I'm neither. Yeah, you see that?
What? Oh, c... That's ludicrous.
JUST A BIG DUMB FLIGHTLESS BIRD
that is the one that was offended.
Well, if you're not sure,
[clears throat] Excuse me, sir, have you...
I'm not worried about anything, man. If anyone should be
-There you go. Simple. -CHARLIE: Yeah, but our-our name
Some states like, uh, Nevada?
-Yeah. -Yeah, yeah.
Uh, yes? Do you have a question?
Now, you see how the, how the arrow plunges
-[groans, gasps] -Yeah.
-[Frank chuckles] -The only reason we're here
that gender really doesn't have anything to do with it.
I've had five...
-would find it hilarious. -Yeah.
I-I think the waitress is.
Ma'am, that kind of language is inappropriate
Sir, that robe is inappropriate.
It's a win-win situation for everybody,
Now, is it this man's fault that he looks this way?
by a few bad ones, you know? Women like, uh...
quid pro quo and hostile work environment.
I know. Go Birds. Get your hand off my knee.