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I'll just need another volunteer from the group.
Now, I want you to imagine a scenario for me.
-Finally, a dude. -Yeah.
No! Uh, groping and-and dick pics.
-I will be the young female customer. -[groans]
-Oh! Oh! Alan! -Alan! Alan! Alan!
It is, in fact, the boss's fault.
Maybe if you stopped interrupting.
-No offense to you, sir. -Well, also, we really don't know how funny the joke is yet
Hey, Larry? How soon can you get to the Hyatt?
everybody take a deep breath.
Oh. No, there's no points.
-[bell dings, clock ticking] -Gosh, I mean, maybe.
Oh. Oh, oh. Uh, uh, flirting and groping.
I mean, I feel like they crank up the heat.
-That's great. -Very good, and for a woman, a good joke.
Hun…I’m on the phone…ya see?
but this isn't the Eagles. Okay?
That's, uh, that's gonna be a lot harder for me
-[Charlie laughs] -ALAN: Jesus Christ.
Well, well, no, no. Women are right.
-Thank you. -No, no, don't do that.
except for the wives.
-Where'd you get that robe? -Upstairs.
Hey-o!
Get them all horny with your titties.
and the rest will be led by my associate Alan.
Ah, yes. Uh, just a quick question.
Ehh Jjjjjh
Alan, what's my character again?
Would you please stop interrupting me? Because...
-[bell dings] -But guys,
You're thinking, "How do I know if I'm ugly?