Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're a disgrace to the Seinfeld Fanatics.

You know what? They don't have batteries here.

I'll be stuck in this apartment building forever.

You know You’re still in the group

JCF's response to ZLA asking how many aircraft they can take through

I love Edmund Fitzgerald's voice.

I feel a draft. Let's change tables.

you got a big head

It's too big for your body.

-Bit you? -We had an argument about me...

It’s the excrement of bats and sea birds used as fertilizer

You're the man.

That is not the point.

He says mean things you don't mean...

What are the symptoms?

Frank I'm Cold!! order a hot dish

Ya know, we gotta see all this gay porn too…

You're giving up that easy? I usually do.

Boy, he didn't know what he was up against.

Tyson eased into the ring like an old man into a nice warm bath. No offense

Now get the hell out of here.

NSGFY is a disgrace to the Seinfeld community.

I'm still collecting checks, I'm just not delivering mail.

So he's keeping the apartment. He doesn't deserve it, though.

I can't be with someone who doesn't break up nicely.

-Come on. Just sit down. -No, Jerry. What--?

...especially when he drinks orange juice.

I guess I should get moving on this, huh?

-Transfer? -To Hawaii.

They gotta kill a lizard, a chicken, a pig, a frog, all on the same day.

Capshaw was convicted of 1st degree murder and robbery in 1974