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well, he’s a landlord, jerry. he’s the lord of the land.
-How do you know? -It's in my book:
You ate more peanuts?
I tell you, I hear people really stuff themselves on those cruise ships.
It turns out it was his ex-girlfriend.
If he did suffer, that was like 40 years ago.
The water that I had been swimming in was very cold...
Oh, yeah. No, he's not gonna do it.
-Just wait here. I'll be right out. -Wait a second. Come on.
That's disgusting.
What? No. That’s disgusting.
…. Except that a bird pooped on my giant freak head.
Gillian on Sunday?
Yeah, but you promised it to me.
...for as long as it takes, wherever it takes me...
I thought it was like a thousand.
Well, I didn't take a subway to be in a drafty restaurant!
Well, it hurts when he swallows...
Nobody from B2 has ever cracked the 200 point barrier
Just one of those things, you know.
Mailbags?
What? No.
An alliance?
Doesn’t sound like It’s gonna happen
Damn!
An alliance? An alliance.
-Try and guard me. Come on. -No, no.
Nobody from B2 has ever broken the 200 point barrier
...so I gotta kind of get ready. I'll see you.
My fiancé died from licking toxic envelopes… That I picked out