Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I loved you from the moment that I saw you ♪

to your party in under 30 minutes.

is like an inch away from hiring a wedding band.

but honestly, when we focus on men,

but my thought... my plan was...

for the sun to go down a little bit.

Teach them about wage gaps,

and stay at this park overnight.

This is awesome!

♪ Dear Joshua Felix Chan ♪

So, Josh said you wanted to help.

Here's what I can offer:

(Laughs) Welcome aboard.

uh, let's start with elbow tag.

And I was like, "oh, my God,

Can I, can I scoot in here? Can I scoot in here?

No questions asked.

(Distorted, echoing): Wake up, honey. Wake up.

♪ but I feel like I could die of happiness ♪

and competing with me for Instagram likes.

♪ put yourself first for him. ♪

A female empowerment program. Hear me out.

I paid for all the girls, actually.

(Sobbing): I'm sorry.

Boys are tough.

I don't know if I want you going up with me

Do you want to get a wine cooler?

Let's circle back to the photo.

Uh, that's not a sexy smell.

My health insurance doesn't cover therapy,

Were you funny before?

That sounds great, yeah.

What does that mean?

Maybe it's just me with my sweet, sweet skin.

No, um, not that.

any country that you wanted to right now,

At least send an emoji.

who I, to this day,

and read him this letter.

They used to call me king of the spread.

I admire that work ethic, Samantha.

internalized misogyny, slut-shaming, et cetera.

"I like you a lot, Greg."

we should be building each other up.

he comes home, you're in bed, naked.

and I punched you.

that I wrote to Josh our last day of camp.

Like Kayla... you, for instance, have a real air of gravitas.

giving kids sweets is like giving them cigarettes.

I know a great recipe for organic bug juice,

- he just opened up. - I'm so happy

Kudos. (Chuckles)

♪ to... me... ♪

it's gonna be so beautiful, because I really think

I've learned a lot

All right, you are on.

Even believe in me.

Hey, you know what,

I'll put some concealer on this.

Oh, my gosh, that's so sweet.

Woman: Do you need to crank your party up a notch?

when you know Valencia is off on one of her yoga retreats,

and grow my pit hair out, you know?

Hey, you know why I really wanted to have a party?

♪ Put yourself first in a sexy way ♪

Well, you made one.

all of the years of emotion will just well up and...

Even though you know

- What do we say? - No, she's-she's stopping.

No, I... I paid for her.