Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, help! Help! - Sassy's in the river, Chance.
It's gentle here, Sassy. You could swim across.
- [ Bird Cawing, Wings Fluttering ] - [ Whining ]
Listen to me, the people here have promised to do everything they can.
- It's all your fault! - [ Laura ] Peter.!
- I just can't. - [ Whining ]
I'll prove it.
we make up these reward posters and we put 'em up all over the city.
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER EAT A MCNUGGET AGAIN! [GOBBLING]
- You're a regular action figure. - Oh, it was nothing...
Yech! Green stuff!. Who eats this stuff?
All right, Sassy. We're nearly home. Come on--
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER EAT A MCNUGGET AGAIN! [GOBBLING]
Uh... I now pronounce you husband and wife.
it's gonna come right down and ask you to eat it.
Peter, I want him to be able to go as much as you do.
I thought I better come along in case you two needed protection.
- Your name? - Peter Burnford.
MORAL OF THE STORY: NEVER MESS WITH A TURKEY.
[ Shadow ] She just doesn't want to get wet. She can swim, she can.
Did you know Peter used to slip me broccoli under the table?
Uh! I hate fast food.
What was that?
Robin Hood & Maid Marian
I had a family and I had found out that sacrifice...
- Oh, go hawk up a hair ball. - Oh, yeah, that hurt. Ooh!
Home is just over that mountain. We'll be there before dark.
( Komainu barking )( Maneki Neko yowling ) ( crash )
Come on, you're so close.
Like something's telling me to go back the other way.
- I can't hear you. - Cats rule and dogs drool! Ya happy?
Uh.! Look, the bones are buried next to thejungle gym.
- Shadow! - He's here! Oh, I'm so happy!
Oh, yeah. You two pampered pets haven't been out on the streets like I have.
- Shadow? - Are you okay?
- Shadow! Shadow! Shadow! Shadow! - What?
I guess that means you're gonna be okay.
[ Roaring ]
Now, you two coming or not?
The savage beast spots his unsuspecting victim.
You're my favorite boy in the world.
My poor baby! Are you all right?
- Aah! Oh! Ugh! - [ Gobbling ]
Do you think it's easy for me to admit I can't do it?
into teeny, tiny little pieces, and I really--
Ah, great. I suppose you know a better way.
I-I don't see her, Shadow, do you?
So, big fella, what are you in for?
SORRY, FELLA. NOT FOR DOGGIES. FLYING MEAT!
[GOBBLING] HELP! IT'S BIRDZILLA!
I was beginning to think that maybe this time...
- They look like they're in deep. - Really deep.
[ Barking ]
Oh, I love you, Peter.
Now, sometimes it works,'sometimes it doesn't. But... it's a shot.
Come back here. Hey, what about that hair?
Thanks, darling.
she wont she wont she wont she wont
I know what I'll do, I'll give him the look. [ Whining ]
[ Chance Snickering ] Cats are smarter than dogs, huh? Right.
Ugh! Ptui! Hasta la vista.
Whew!
[ Shadow ] Seesaw? Seesaw.
[ Whimpering ] Oh, no! I'm stuck!
The Cat in the Hat
It bit me with it's butt!
- I swear I'll never eat a McNugget again! - [ Gobbling ]
[ Raccoon Chattering ]
Who are you gonna get to watch over you?
- Oh, that's cold. - It's easy, Sassy.
- [ Barking ] - [ Growling ]
- Ow! Shadow! Shadow, please help me! - How'd he get out?
- Stay right where you are. - What is it?
Yo-- You found them? That's great!
I just got this coat cleaned! Okay, I don't understand this right now, because have you witnessed the waterfall scene from Homeward bound?
The little boy,Jamie, was supposed to belong to me, but I didn't need anyone else.
Nah, I'm just kidding. He said Sassy loves it there.
I think we need to be realistic.
- [ Barking ] - I ain't goin'back.! No.! No way.!
It's a dog!
[ Loud Howling ]
I'm telling Mom what your stupid dog did!
"HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY." NOT ON YOUR LIFE, CHUBBY.
- [ Sassy ] What is that? - You got me.
Let's keep looking, Mom. They werejust here.!
[ Sassy ] He threw me in the big litter box!
Cats rule and dogs drool.
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- [ Groaning ] - [ Sassy ] Don't worry, Chance.
- Come on. You gotta bounce it better than that, boy. - Peter takes it!
[GOBBLING] HELP! IT'S BIRDZILLA!
[ Barking ]
- Get a life. Get nine of'em. - [ Chuckling ] It's true.
Well, there's Shadow. She's got brown eyes and black colored hair.
- Hurry! Come on! - Dig, dig. Dig, Chance, dig.
- Atta girl, Sassy. - All right, this way, Thunderbutt!