HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
We're not freaky little molemen. We're beautiful, bug-eyed Trøgs.
I say we murder Zøg now,
Bean, you have to be careful. We know what this woman's capable of.
[yelping]
-That sounds dangerous. -No, "inn" as in "hotel."
If Trøgs have been to the surface, how come we've never seen you?
[Bean and Luci yell]
-The one that never stops barking? -That's the one, son. That's the one.
This from the woman who invaded your dreams?
"Except Weirdo."
-You have, dear. -[yelping]
Whaddaya doin'?
-[grunts] -Hold on, let me finish, dumbass!
Weird. I feel like I've been here before.
-[grunts] -[Craig] Ow!
Wow, Mom, I don't know if you mean any of that,
…melon scooped my eye right outta there.
[screaming and grunting]
whatre you the rock police I put 'em up my ass hows that
I rescued you for a reason. And it has everything to do with what's in here.
Man, these Trøgs are spooky, but this cold, hard sleep nook seems cozy enough.
The wagon wheels are so spooky on the cobblestone!
…they'll kill you.
"Henceforth, there shall be no more immorality of any kind!"
disputes will be resolved by pancake eating contests."
[gnaws]
[grunts] Ow!
Ow!
No worries. From the sound of it, he'll soon be as dead as his daughter.
[grunts]
Ah, nuts, my cigar went out. I didn't pack enough for the whole hour.
Look, Bean, I know things are awful between us.
[crows cawing]
you were my greatest gift. You realize, you're all I have.
There's plenty of other heads we could bash in, sire.
Mom, what's the deal with the crazy music?
You're not gonna say nothin'?
-[screaming] -You better run!
No, you. Just put the spork down.