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Come on, honey.
just me and the baby monitor.
♪ I thought I was open-minde-e-e-e-e-d ♪
for standing beside him through all of this.
Come on, girl, lean into it!
You do! Hello? Right here?
He must be some kind of pervert.
Yeah...
Also, it might not be a lie
I keep bringing it back to Hitler.
Vagina time
I imagine he has a pretty tough time at home.
'cause that split just destroyed my balls.
opening a butcher shop in Park Slope.
What?!
Hey, stop saying "Amazons" like you made it up.
♪ put on your fun suit ♪
Ah, the roof.
That's what we had left over.
♪ I'm having a crisis
I needed wood to fix the sink, I thought!
Not you, her.
It's not "miss." It's iris.
We know. You do?
Hey!
Either way, we're gonna love it.
Oh, God. There she is.
There'll also be sandwiches, fresh ciabatta.