Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't believe you people.

for the big game.

We've called an extraordinary general meeting.

I've seen you old ducks in the supermarket. Back in five.

Beautiful new carvery. You'll love it.

The governor is the patron

Just remember, the king's fairly handy

Jack, have you seen len and Stan?

so this is where you gentlemen come in.

between sir Francis Drake and lord Howard at Plymouth hoe,

Let's forget about these machines

How the hell do you make a Shirley temple?

How's it going out there?

Len: Well, well, well.

who's so mean you'd cut your own hair.

Here's a special assignment for you, boys.

Anyone winning? No.

You multiply that by 100 - that's the number of machines.

and I don't want to hear you repeating that story.

“Cityside bowling club is in breach of local ordinance

that happened some 35 years ago.

We've decided to go a different route.

You didn't see me, but you'll hear from me.

I ask you, does that sound like the actions of a sane man?

“unlawfully gaining financial advantage

Maybe a little blankie to go across the knees.

Steady on, len.

I thought I sorted him out.

Don't know. Calling for a measure.

Babe, have I ever let you down?

Hey, fair go, aggie.

Think about the indoor waterfall.

Ashtrays at either end.

Nance, nice article. Shut up, mate.

Genuine 1972 Electricity prices

Gee, you look like you need that, mate.

Oh, and remember...

Ron, not while I'm eating.

Excellent idea.

Both: Snap transport strike.

Man: I have no option but to disqualify you

Gee, bet she's pinching herself.

as opposed to on top of a cracker -

You're taking your medication, aren't you?

Chair wouldn't know a good idea if it popped up in his porridge.

Remember, the king doesn't give away

for the club, for the ladies...

Well, you're gonna have to do something, aren't you?

Swap you for a tenormin. Oh, right. Ok.

Mother's milk. Oh, yeah.

definitely in evidence this afternoon.

Then he waited for the bruise to come up and he chalked it.

and won the battle at sea too,

Uh, well, in that case, mr Simpson,

What?! No, no. That doesn't count.

That's the reason for calling, Jack.

the ultimate decision resides with them.

while awaiting the arrival of the Spanish armada.

Jam your constitution fair up your clacker, len.

because of some very sensible decisions

Here's to a great bloke.

all registered at exactly the same postal address.

So get ready to shell out the bickies.

10 - stab me in the eye with a ballpoint pen.

Order. Order. Order.

Parking officers - chapel street.

Let's talk it up. They're nothing. They're soft!

Oh, god. I spoke too soon.

It's just an aid for people who can't bend over.

That's not a retraction you're writing there, is it, Nance?

How do you know he knows? He told me.

it's hardly a surprise.

I knew you were struggling, len, but, well, I had no idea.

G'day, fellas. Want a raffle ticket?

Guys, I know what it looks like,

for the car parks?