Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

there's one more item of business on the agenda -

One call and you're out on your arse, pal.

We are in trouble. Another one.

What are you talking about, Dave?

Vanquished the enemy.

I don't like it.

Oh, well, where do I start?

of the shortbread assortment.

Bowls - it's a great game.

What if I say no?

When someone anounces a new coin...

and still is, I reckon.

when the great sir Francis Drake

but we sold every single raffle ticket.

How does “go fuck yourself' sound?

And I might just mention local boy Doug pebble, aged 98,

You've got your piano bar there,

We made the bloody final.

What for? Your dick?

Geez, just like in the ads, eh?

They're at genuine 1972 prices

Jack, are we still on for Tuesday night?

44 - two fat whores

Dave: Hi, Jack. How's it going? Shithouse.

Recording: Good afternoon. My name is Jack Simpson.

Home brew my arse.

Edgar: There. Look, there's the spout...

Oh, well, it probably won't matter this Saturday, anyway.

Er... he's just resting up, I think.

Gwen: 'Bye, Ron. Dave: Keep it steady, Ron.

the club has no choice but to dissolve

There's plenty of blokes here. They're non-playing members.

Bingo. Who'd have thought?

drew in the grand final.

what sir Francis Drake had for brekkie in 1588,

Who? Glynn bosisto.

Right, who's for anothery? Yes, please.

Eileen: I like the dress, Nance.

you're actually required in the clubhouse for an ale.

Nobody expected to go back on.

I don't like it.

What? Swear jar.

Here's your 20, Jack. I believe that's the going rate.

Well, this is it.

No, I just want to be prepared for the interview,

Jack! C'mon, Dave.

against lord Howard at Plymouth hoe

I tell you what.

Edgar: Ah, bugger it!

Stand back and watch the master.

Look what he did to his own club, bogarra. Disgusting.

I just found these herbs in the fridge.

What kind of offer? Good.

Of course, to distribute the funds,

And if you don't leave, we'll have you kicked out.

Gwen, these pumpkin and herb scones are simply delicious.

Hey, so why did you get the flick from the 'tribune'?

but otherwise I'd give it an... 85.21%.

How do we all feel about that? Get out.

Not sure what that is, but I'm guessing it's not smoko.

You wouldn't be able to pass me one of those beers,

Just put it in the ditch, Jack.

Neville Walker?

Cliffy - what a legend.

Indoor bloody waterfall?

They're not balls, Dave, they're bowls.

Here we go. This is the real lesson.

You just don't get it, do ya?

Man: It's for pokies, isn't it?

Woman: Beg your pardon?

Maybe we should check the cars for kids.

The current shortfall stands at...

If you're staking out a bowls club,

I'll keep this short, because Stan was the sort of bloke

But you'll be pleased to know that Jack Simpson has arrived.

We've just been contacted by the rvba.

Genuine 1972 Electricity prices

Yeah, but what's going to ha...

Can I just ask you...

offering the right kind of prize money.

There isn't a different route.

j throw down your guns

Nah, I just wanna be sure. Measure.

The reason I'm calling is to let you know

I'm not Einstein, but you do the figures.

At least it's at the back

Now, if you don't mind my asking,

'cause it's gonna curve like buggery.

is it's all hands on deck.

Swear jar, Gwen.

He's been granted a governor's pardon.

Cop that, mate.