Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's on line two.

Still can't bowl, but pulled some strings

And that's the honest truth?

A nude calendar?

So you have no problem telling me

Ah, ah, ah, ah, that's me.

Ooh, yeah. That's good.

Her name's Nance.

But I could forgive all that.

Oh, god, it's a good one.

thinks he'll get away with this.

Come on, Gwen. We're not here for a haircut.

Because the great sir Francis Drake didn't know...

and somehow got me a governor's pardon

of the bogarra bowls club.

Woman: Swear jar, Stan.

when sir Francis Drake played the famous game

Ida: He's stealing our lunch!

Something like a Toyota crown.

Some people say he lost the game,

You're showing a bit, though, love.

Oh, and, er, Jack... yes?

The lovely ida.

I wish it was the 1950s too, but it isn't.

If you wanted to sleep with me, all you had to do was ask.

Len? You didn't have to call, but I appreciate it.

in her capacity as the patron of the rvba.

She used to do the 'tribune'.

Exactly what I wanted to hear.

Too many home... brews.

What about the real Australians?

I'll second that notion, Gwen.

Save it, Bernie. Not interested.

Nance: I like you, Stan, but I never want to see that tattoo.

This was his last game of bowls.

they've got a restraining order out against me,

How are you going in there, Gwen?

our economic situation can best be described as. Dire.

“always remember, keep them angry, keep them stupid.”

You say cityside are having a fancy dress thing tonight?

Would you like to see what your team mates are up to,

I think you'll find that according to etiquette,

All those in favour of calling our economic situation 'dire'?

Woman: Hear, hear.

and beat me about the noggin?

Jack: Can I go now? Len: No, unfortunately.

Having said that, are there any suggestions?

Ooh, yeah. Yeah, I'm confident.

Man: He... he's doing it too, eh?

Commentator: Well, I think Stan coombs appears to have...

what with the passing of time and all.

accused cliff of not chalking a bowl that was in the ditch,

You look like you're aching all over.

Don't waste your time, Stan.

I know he asked me never to repeat it,

Oh, yeah? Couldn't get out, eh?

and don't forget our online billing service.

I really need it. This is a debacle.

Man: Len Johnson? Yes.

It was unanimous.

I'd, er, dig ditches for a living with the right people.

Complimentary Wheel of cheese?

I'm actually really enjoying being involved.

Buggered if I know.

What's going on here?

Stan: Come in, spinner! Man: Hit it up, ida!

Otan died exactly the way that he would have wanted to.

I'm afraid you'll have to speak up.

I haven't seen any outward signs of unusual behaviour,

And this will be the final bowl.

It is with a heavy heart

Man on radio: If they want to come here

If I was 40 years older, you'd be in trouble right now.

Then I'll have to report you to the governor.

if he wasn't barred from the premises.

Apparently he has an uneasy truce with the club.

if I'm talking to your members.

Let's go again! Go again!

Just get on with it, son.

Jack: Dave? Man: Mate, great news.

Man: Magnificent!

That's fine, Pete, but what about me

How good can he be? He hasn't bowled for 20 years.

I thought it was because it was across the road from your work.

How was the bowling, ladies? Fine, thank you.

Eat them. They're our lunch. Would you like one?

Man: Coming nicely, mate...