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You were in the kitchen just before it happened.
Hmm. You're fired, Simpson.
The club rejected your offer.
Great. We've got a team.
I can't help you.
aboard his man-of-war to vanquish the enemy.
Gwen used it in the scones.
the best bit of blue-chip real estate
Hang on, you don't need those there, and...
Either way, it's a big night for the club.
Personally, I don't think she did enough
They've been at us for years.
Keep your 20.
The new greenkeeper's here to see you.
Parking officers - chapel street.
They're our sandwiches.
What really sticks in my craw is you making fun of norm.
Oh...
and award the tournament to the bogarra bowls club.
Wouldn't be...
Saturday?
You know what you're talking about.
G'day, g'day.
Commentator: And, yes, that is a win for cityside!
Cheer up, lads. Always tomorrow.
j and that's your big mistake
I've never seen anything like...
You must be very proud.
You, my boy, are going for a roll.
So, rolling balls with a bunch of oldies.
j you stretch me with your hands
That's the part of the story we didn't tell you.
No. Nothing too out of the ordinary.
Swear jar, mr Simpson. Swear jar - what's that?
Your club does have a proud tradition.
It's great news, isn't it?
when the great frank gray was president.
I'm with you. No bending over.
The idea is to get your bowl
There's one for the mantelpiece.
because he's in violation of his restraining order.
j you offer a la carte
long before you and me, that's for sure.
I feel a little silly, but she assures me it's very horny.
He'd be fun to have around.
But my strongest memory of that day
Order! Hang on a minute.
Minimal to mild at worst.
You can't allow it.
Come on, Jack. Hey!
You see, my position is one of ceremony.
We're preparing the celebrations.
And hats. You'll need hats.
You wait here? Yeah, sure.
Thanks.
Gimme that!
j base camp too far away... j
Come on, mate.
about getting some young bowlers down the club?
Len: We must explore all avenues.
That should be taken by the next bowler in sequence.
Don't go near the head, Jack.
that you've obviously made in the past.
Alright. No, the lad is right.
Just pissed off Stan died thinking I was a little prick.
You've got the expertise, the equipment,
Find out what his story is.
Get crack ring-ins to do the bowling
Oh. Dave!
Give me that. It's so peaceful.
Stan always said she was the type of girl
No, hang on. Excuse me.
He told his men - and this is true, son -
'Flipper'?
They're queue-jumpers, that's what they are.
Ladies, this is Jack Simpson.
And you've got three parks. All I need is one.
Bernie Fowler - now, there's a case.
The upshot is we can't field a team.
have you completely stumped, hey, Stan?
Can anyone let me have a Celebrex?
There is no other option.
“there's still time to win this game
pending further investigation
would carry considerable weight.
Good for you, Joe. I'm really happy for you.
but I like to think he won the game and the battle too.
So how long's this been going on, gentlemen?
they thrive on gossip,
Let's get out there and win this game
while awaiting the arrival of the Spanish armada.
Announcer: Most of them aren't genuine refugees anyway.
Considering you bought 800 tickets,
A toffee apple? Sir Francis Drake.