Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A true revealer of character, son.

Run my own business. Good for you.

For crying out loud!

Better get in here before Dave reports you to the governor.

You stupid old goat!

I move that due to certain liberties

Now, I'm gonna have to go and get changed again.

Just came in to see you privately.

You know cityside can't win this tournament, don't you?

What if I plead insanity? I beg your pardon?

Dave, this is a bowls club. You know, old people.

That's a tick in every box.

I still don't like it.

And the bugger can bowl.

Couldn't go a bit faster there, could we, Gwen?

I'm doing my balls in cancelled bookings.

Um, thanks, anyway.

I think you'll find

Yeah. If only he could.

I'm buggered if that bald-headed prick

Norm's got cancer.

the, uh, wheel of cheese.

in through there, folks.

they should learn the language.

You seem pretty confident about that.

I'll never get another tattoo in Manila.

I don't like seeing my fees frittered away on idle chitchat.

the hat and bowling dress come out in the boudoir.

New bingo master. Dave.

you can take these.

It was a fair size bruise too.

And here, I think, in this package,

you've got your brasserie, you've got your carvery,

What about the watch?

There's a few around.

is two inches of arse crack poking out the top of my pants.

and we're here to see the governor

you've got your car park.

Woman: Measure.

Banned from the Greens for life for an unfortunate incident

I mean, for Christ's sake,

what happens on tour stays on tour.

The Don bradman of bowls.

I'll have a whip-round - organise a fruit platter.

I'm sorry, but unless you've got an appointment,

Modern communications. It.

Yeah, we're struggling for members at the moment.

Grouse. Top shelf.

What do you people want from me? We need you for the numbers.

that the daily setting of the wheel of cheese

Thank you, Stan.

Thanks, Albert.

It's got 172 power points.

as close to this little white one as you can.

That's wonderful, Jack. Yeah.

And I'm calling the cops.

Great. Couldn't be happier.

Man: This transport strike's a bloody disgrace.

Mr Fowler, we think you're...

Allan called - he's busted his hip.

I thought it was a pelargonium peltatum.

As cityside president len Johnson

and we're celebrating cityside being back in the tournament.

Just settle down, son. Relax.

“heading through the kfc car park on York street.”

What are you doing here?

Everybody, meet Jack Simpson.

And when it goes flat, it's great for washing your hair.

Commentator: I don't believe it, ladies and gentlemen,

Sell 'em a dollar apiece.

Thanks for the call,

'while the bowl itself was last seen

represents an exciting and fantastic opportunity

Does your husband bowll?

Mandy on tape: Or you can use

Ok. Cheers. Dave: Good luck.

Oh, my. Check out the saggy Hooters.

Covers bowls, along with half a dozen other things.

I was late for work all this week.

It's against a journalist's code of ethics

Hope you're not having a bad hair day,

Eileen: Again? Len: Yeah.

That's your term, not my term.

Silly old coots.

Len might get out early, of course, for good behaviour.