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as close to this little white one as you can.

Modern communications. It.

What do you people want from me? We need you for the numbers.

is two inches of arse crack poking out the top of my pants.

Better get in here before Dave reports you to the governor.

You know cityside can't win this tournament, don't you?

As cityside president len Johnson

What if I plead insanity? I beg your pardon?

Yeah. If only he could.

that the daily setting of the wheel of cheese

That's your term, not my term.

Oh, my. Check out the saggy Hooters.

I'm sorry, but unless you've got an appointment,

Everybody, meet Jack Simpson.

the, uh, wheel of cheese.

Thanks, Albert.

Yeah, we're struggling for members at the moment.

Just came in to see you privately.

Eileen: Again? Len: Yeah.

you've got your car park.

Allan called - he's busted his hip.

I don't like seeing my fees frittered away on idle chitchat.

You seem pretty confident about that.

Mandy on tape: Or you can use

Hope you're not having a bad hair day,

you've got your brasserie, you've got your carvery,

The Don bradman of bowls.

I mean, for Christ's sake,

Mr Fowler, we think you're...

I was late for work all this week.

I'll never get another tattoo in Manila.

Woman: Measure.

and we're here to see the governor

Thanks for the call,

'while the bowl itself was last seen

A true revealer of character, son.

New bingo master. Dave.

For crying out loud!

Just settle down, son. Relax.

It was a fair size bruise too.

And here, I think, in this package,

“heading through the kfc car park on York street.”

It's against a journalist's code of ethics

in through there, folks.

It's got 172 power points.

and we're celebrating cityside being back in the tournament.

you can take these.

Norm's got cancer.

Len might get out early, of course, for good behaviour.

Thank you, Stan.

And I'm calling the cops.

There's a few around.

I'll have a whip-round - organise a fruit platter.

Does your husband bowll?

I still don't like it.

Ok. Cheers. Dave: Good luck.

Banned from the Greens for life for an unfortunate incident

Sell 'em a dollar apiece.

What about the watch?

Covers bowls, along with half a dozen other things.

I move that due to certain liberties

Run my own business. Good for you.

That's a tick in every box.

the hat and bowling dress come out in the boudoir.

And the bugger can bowl.

Commentator: I don't believe it, ladies and gentlemen,

they should learn the language.

Man: This transport strike's a bloody disgrace.

And when it goes flat, it's great for washing your hair.

I think you'll find

I thought it was a pelargonium peltatum.

Couldn't go a bit faster there, could we, Gwen?

what happens on tour stays on tour.

You stupid old goat!

I'm doing my balls in cancelled bookings.

Grouse. Top shelf.

I'm buggered if that bald-headed prick

Now, I'm gonna have to go and get changed again.

That's wonderful, Jack. Yeah.

Silly old coots.

Dave, this is a bowls club. You know, old people.

Great. Couldn't be happier.

What are you doing here?

Um, thanks, anyway.

represents an exciting and fantastic opportunity