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There appears to be a bit of a mix-up, young fella.
We're here to see the governor.
Edgar: You bloody thing...
But I like to think that he won the game,
I thought you'd see it my way. Eh, Stan!
yet suddenly the last 35 years
I'm out of here. I'm done. But the constitution says...
This was left in the fridge, Jack.
Oh, cheeky!
He'd still be sniffing around here
Man: Tails! Yes!
Eh? He's feeling a bit crook.
Jack, it's been brought to my attention
I most certainly am.
Bernie: Not so fast.
chemicals and all that.
Longer than you and me, that's for sure.
You could've had your car parks and lived happily ever after.
He introduced himself, leant into my ear and said,
Has he shown you the plans?
And cliff carout now.
Len, thanks for the call. Gotta go. You're a good egg.
I guess that means he'll be unable to draw the winner
Let's crush 'em like ants!
Settle down. Settle down.
Putting a slice of cheese between two bits of bread
who want to film an incontinence ad at the club.
And I think, I might say, you're in this position
How's the other thing going?
3 few drinks were had.
They're at genuine 1972 prices.
under no circumstances is Nancy brown to enter
Music of the gods.
I'll be buggered if I will.
Man: You've got two shots.
Hmm?
to service the customer's needs.
Yeah? The bloke cliff headbutted...
24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
I might just join that club and get my own permit.
I paid my fees and you take my cash.
Dave: 88 - two fat ladies.
Now, all of this is achievable once we inject some capital.
Who? Jack Simpson
What about you, Stan?
Yeah!
I know it's a little risque, but we could make one of these.
woman on radio: I'm disgusted with the government's decision
A rat in the ranks.
Stan: Lovely ida! You scrub up nicely.
where she wasted no time introducing a swear jar.
Good on ya, gwenny.
Listen to this.
Len: On that Saturday in 1948,
Oh, this is the cheese incident?
We've got shot. Just go wide, put it in the ditch.
But if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Anybody got digoxin? Mmm. Here.
From the bowling club?
And what can I do for the king?
Len Johnson?
No worries, Saddam.
Norm: Check out this mob's clobber.
G'day, mate. Do you wanna buy a raffle ticket?
Who? Jack Simpson.
for the wheel of cheese incident.
All those in favour of calling our strange at centre situation 'dire'?
I'm lodging an official protest.
next Tuesday evening after ladies pennant.
Oh ho ho!
that climbed in through my bathroom window
It's for a meat tray. Get out of it.
I mean, the clock is ticking for the club, isn't it?
Watch it, Sonny, watch it.
So what did he do?
Yeah, yeah, hand it over.
while awaiting the arrival...
Well, there's a bombshell.
Commentator: Yes. That's champagne lawn bowls.
Says here he's been a member since 1996.
What do you call that? Gruel?
You know, here's the deal.
Why aren't you guys coming?
The scores completely level.
but I don't want to damage my $1,200 bowling arm.
for this very ancient club.
our economic situation can best be described as. Dire.
I know your knees are crook,
Jack, would you pick up Stan's bowls from henselite?
but it looks like he's going to bowl the flipper.
j feel like Scott of the antarctic
'number 96a, subsection 2b -
What did we all think of that call?
Oh, nothing. Forget it.
He's right. You're a bloody fool.
A-ah...
We're gonna bus these people in and pick their pockets
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome cityside bowling club.
The flipper.
There'll be complaints. Just for a change.
and create a good impression around the club.
Kids entertainment was riding a bike.
THEY'RE AT GENUINE 1972 PRICES
Snap transport strike.
have been allocated - to me.
You're kidding!
especially when you consider we are trying