HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
We'll enter him under a false name.
for holding poker machine licences.
You could bowl with the ladies. Maybe not, Eileen.
Now, listen, if I can ever help out again...
Who are you? What have you done with Jack Simpson?
You know what that means, don't you?
I think you'll find you've got the wrong man anyway.
Bowling must be thirsty work. Yep.
That's norm's bowling arm. He's got a bung leg.
one of the most decent men I've ever met.
That's the jar you put money in if you say 'fuck'.
Come on, Jack, it's over.
That shifty twerp?
That's what I would like to be.
Chop chop. Woman: Come on. Come on!
And that's why
I've been done over by the bowls reporter!
that the cheese is provided
You're not gonna believe what's happened.
We're sitting on a goldmine.
starting next week.
What the hell are you doing? You said we could smoke.
Don't start. Could've finished the job.
How are you feeling, Jack?
See, I've been doing a bit of research about this club.
Thank you.
I think I can find a place in my organisation
all the other traditions go out the window as well.
Here's a good bit.
In fact, the most memorable game was in 1588
Sorry, Albert.
I've applied for membership. Sorry? You've what?
j you didn't have the heart
It's like living with Diana Ross.
Greensville's pulled out. The club's gone under.
In fact, the most memorable game ever played was in 1588
It's not right.
Man: Ok, hit 'em hard. Heads! Heads! Heads!
I wanna make you an offer.
Dave: See ya tonight. Good luck.
Top shelf. I thought so.
His leg comes off tomorrow.
Jack: Couldn't be in safer hands, mate.
Guess what. Cityside have entered my tournament.
Commentator: Hollywood to bowl.
Hello.
He's still complaining loudly about it,
They're angenene, len.
Sorry about that, mate.
We get Ron out of his deathbed and Jack doesn't front.
Returning your things.
the bogarra bowls club.
That's cliff carout.
Oh, please! It's your bowl, Jack.
Just go to our website and click on 'online billing'.
'cause I'll have that thing airborne in no time.
or forfeit my membership.
Um, it's gonna curve like the billyo.
Let's do it for the sandwiches.
Oh, stop lying, Jack.
A bit of shush-o, please.
Jack: You gonna be ok? Ida: We'll look after him.
I know that feeling, len.
Beautifully done.
Extraordinary!
Tough titties.
Done your dough.
He wouldn't have a bar of it.
Listen to this.
Didn't you say that all avenues must be explored?
Chaos is expected...
May as well try selling some while you're at it.
I'd like to draw to your attention - if I may -
Some clown from the bowling club
Where'd you learn to drive, you hat... wearing fool?
Thank you, Gwen.
Yeah.
Where did it come from, Stan?
Be careful with your use of the word 'unanimous'.
You guys are back in as the highest ranked losers.
Nice one.
Janelle
Big game tomorrow.
I've told our dumbfuck supervisor
Is there anything else I can help you with?
Ring the gaming board and try getting one without me.
Free heroin for druggies?!
Sorry, officer. There must be some mistake.
That's the way. We met the other day.
Hope there's some cheese ones in there.
is that she mentions the vcsc, improved her terminology
It's only the roll-up, mate.
We had one of those. Eileen: It was a disaster.
Seven and a half grand?
Sorry I'm late, but you can blame Stan.
Have you got planning permission from the council
but don't give up now - I've got a plan.
Is there anything else I can do for you?
Oh, that's bullshit.
The queen.
I'm sorry, Joe, but it looks like it's not going to be.
Don't joke, Dave. It gets pretty hairy out there.
who never used two words when one would do.
Sit down, sir Francis.
Don't want to bamboozle you with the details.
What's that bastard got to do with this?
the highest authority in the game.
35 years in the Navy.
And what's it got to do with you?
is led away by the constabulary.