Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're scones, Jack.
You've been warned about harassment.
Well, you're from a simpler time.
No, I've just heard your three favourite words, my friend.
Pleasure doing business with you, George.
Bowled!
You remind me a bit of myself as a young bloke.
and increased maintenance costs,
Song: J don't be so reckless
I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate those.
Eh?
Unless cityside bowls club can demonstrate
Sid reils?
Such a distinctive taste.
What next?
Did quite well too. Till she upset the wrong person.
Horticulture? Yep.
Eileen: Get an ambulance! Dave: Stan.
Essendon 7 goals, 27 behinds. Can you believe it?
Ah, nice one, Keith.
In fact, the most memorable game of bowls ever played
of poker machine licences.
I hope the king knows the law,
Sorry. They've just got that... 'National geographic' look.
Jack: I swear, len, that's the only time I've ever done it.
Mmm. That looks nice.
They look shithouse.
And that, of course, will render you unfit
“in charge of the issuing of licences.”
Is that right? Yes.
you've got the lot, basically.
Bernie: The rules are very, very clearly stated, gentlemen.
till the meeting of the next committee,
standing around listening to old blokes banging on.
for an enterprising young man like you, Jack.
Stan loved you like a son.
and only if you're sitting on the other side of the glass
will be able to come up with a few ideas.
Here it is.
Tuesday then?
This place would be perfect for a hydroponic setup, hey?
Just like Stan - straight to the bar.
It was unanimous.
I'll see you out. No, you're right, mate.
What about that bloke? Why can't he bowl?
I've played your dopey pennant, worked your stupid bar,
Now, you're not welcome here.
He knows about the car park bizzo.
I've lost my girlfriend and my job.
Outside these four walls, of course.
be temporarily suspended
Oh, great. Great.
“Mr Fowler has been linked
Crowd: Oh, yes!
He knew he did wrong, and he copped it on the chin.
Bowling arm?
Give it up for Wayne 'Hollywood' alcock. There he is.
Although, you know what these places are like -
Greensville. Boy, there was a cracker of a club.
Here's your meat tray, Jack. Did I win, did 1?
but you're helping us out of a tight spot.
Read 'em and weep, pal.
Just put it in the ditch.
I'd kill for an lced vo-vo.
Um... very technical.
I suggest... no, I insist you all try one.
I used to drive the school bus!
Bring 'em over. Yeah. Will do.
Man: What's this room for?
Nance... l know.
He showed some today.
You've seen the electricity bill?
to demand their immediate disqualification.
One more!
You'd have this stuff growing in the shed, wouldn't you, mate?
Crikey.
which we need to do if we are going to meet our target quota.
to turn down a drink, particularly a free one.
Got a girlfriend. No, you don't!
I'll go one of those.
Eileen: Yeah. Come on, Jack! Do it for Stan.
Doing a flipper.
that I have ever eaten.
Well done, son. Stan?
You're under arrest
Albert. Jackson?
Acoem #1 Crushing Fluke and Easy Laser
Ah, good. Let's hope this one doesn't get me thrown in jail.
I wasn't talking to you.
And me?
on his final campaign.
And keep the small circle on the inside,
Oh, no. I'm not falling for that one.
What do all you guys think?
Just getting them out of the system, len.
Crikey, Stan, you're tossing pineapples.
No, I don't think I will. I'll have a go at the sponge.
You know what I mean. Of course I do, dear.
They say it looked like a resting toucher.
Mine's closer.
No, no, no, far from it.
Next Saturday, in fact.
I'm going to bowl the flipper
Oh, um, arthritis is playing up.
“nearly brought the house down,
Applied for membership.
You're telling me.
We're two up, Jack.
I'll see you at the bowls club.