Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Asked him for a favour, and I think he's enjoying himself.

And look out, here's the skip. It's Bert stapler.

Oh, knee's shockin', len. Shockin'.

your services will be required this morning.

You've got an indoor waterfall there in the foyer.

Stan: Eh, Jack. Who am I?

I'll have you know I go off like a firecracker in the sack.

booze is cheap, food's free,

but careful, it's a real pea souper.

You want a radox bath?

in the cityside team.

For the meat tray.

Commentator: Nobody messes with the stapler.

that I mention our financial situation

I don't like it.

The machines are programmed so the people can't win.

but sadly, on this occasion,

Eileen, I swear, that is not mine.

We've been talking about you. All good, I hope.

of the royal victorian bowls association,

We know that's not going to happen.

You've gone mad!

It doesn't matter.

Dave - great bloke.

and what about my needs?

You must've really tried one on after I left last night.

so I said, “blow it out your arse.”

Gwen on the phone - you're in on everything.

Jack: Well, that just about wraps things up, folks.

Announcer: Hmm, good point. They're just dirty people...

Oh, um... moved up to the gold coast.

I can't believe it. We made the final.

And Don bradman led the invincibles to england

Woman: There's no precedent for this, of course.

Should my lawyer be present? Knock it off, Jack.

have you, Jack?

Are you president of the cityside bowling club?

44 - two fat whores.

Well! Hello, mrs Jenkins.

Would you pass the beetroot, please? That's the boy.

You couldn't slip a pension card between them.

Don't let him get away with this. Let's do it for Stan.

if greensville hadn't gone under first.

The uniform's just not me. Why's that?

They only issue a certain number

licence plate cdr-0358, please return to your car -

He can handle it. Shut up and listen.

In there somewhere, Eileen,

If there is, we'll sort it out down at the station.

Look and learn, Stan.

But, you know, it's not funny, Jack,

In the meantime, Jack, what are you gonna do

Is Jack Simpson there, please?

You've already got your liquor licence,

Mmm. Looks like a winner.

And that bloody door...

Hey. Hope this is your lunchbreak, pal.

You should've accepted my offer.

The meaning of defeat.

Len: We don't have one long enough.

While I can request this of the board,

I had a park right here, across the road from uni.

I hereby call this meeting to order.

Good on ya, len.

Nice hatchet job. I call it as I see it.

Pubs used to close at 6:00. Yeah.

As we speak, Dave is moving like the wind.

I'd love to tell you more, but, well, you know the rules -

You can't bend it both ways, Jack.

It's hydroponic.

That's how they see us. Absolutely not.

Yeah, well, you're fired, you hopeless fucking idiots.

What the hell is this?

Get out. What happened?

Edgar, you sure you can drive this thing?

We could have one of those dos

Gee, he didn't take that too well, did he?

At least you're going to work, unlike those union bludgers...

I've heard about it. He should know better.

Well, at least I had a chance.

No worries, Stan. See ya, Stan.

Well, why don't we listen to one of your calls?

I still run it.

who would have had a pretty good time during the war,

We're with you, your majesty.