Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'Scuse me, len.

It's the bogarra bowls club.

You don't think we're overreacting, Eileen?

You're sitting on what I believe to be

What's a flipper?

It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Very high-tech, yeah. Hard to explain to...

Happy to help in any way, mr Fowler.

Remind me to do something about the car park

We could enter a tournament offering some prize money.

Get stuffed, Ron.

They're not a bad outfit, cityside.

Bert stapler now.

And you used it to make a sandwich,

What's going on here, then?

I hear he's still taking the odd bet, but only by phone,

you've got a sports bar here with the big screens.

I'd get that down to forensics.

I mean, the customer is king.

And how do you know so much about the subject, Jack?

It's not the clothes. It's what's inside. Come on.

“and beat the spaniard too.”

I am out of here.

By my watch, there's still seven minutes left.

Now, I'm going to give that an 85.71%.

Yeah, it's right in front of me.

She's community affairs reporter for the 'bugle'.

I had to go for it.

These scones are lovely, Gwen. Oh!

What's goin' on?

We're from cityside bowls club

Yeah, well, cliff's done his time. Let's get him out there.

Come on, Ron, let's get out of here.

President? Slept your way to the top, I'll bet.

Jack: Eileen, you are not gonna believe this,

Look, let's just put aside, can we,

Not on duty. I hope you've got a permit.

Len, listen... Zurich on the other line.

say that he was as good as the great glynn bosisto.

I've got a migraine coming on, so I'll get the arvo off.

between the government and the union.

Let's get out of here.

It means they're up shit creek, financially speaking.

Great man, great bowler.

Swear jar, Dave.

Bowls! Oh, why didn't you say so?

I s'pose I could squeeze one down for the governor.

It also struck me as unnecessarily long,

All that's revealing right now

because the great sir Francis Drake

Cliff, Ron, Edgar and norm

What's with you, anyway? You've gone bowls crazy.

where all pulitzer prize journalism resides,

and keep the prize money.

Yes, this is Jack Simpson.

Come on, baby, get up.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, we have a late inclusion

taken by a particular member,

And here you go, giving it to him on a platter.

available in town.

That's interesting, isn't it?

Thanks for making the effort, Edgar.

Do I get paid? No.

I noticed there are three members of this club

They literally cannot win.

she naturally had to form a special sub-committee,

Man: Good try, mate. He's bloody hopeless.

Window washer: Hey, mate? Hey.

Pray tell me, who is this upstart Nancy brown?

Pack your bags, Jack. You're expelled from this club.

Commentator: That is amazing!

He's not crook again, is he?

Effective immediately.

You liked the two fat ladies.

Hope you're equal to the job.

Something had to go, len.

Don't get me wrong. I like the ladies.