Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll let the Spanish armada know you could be a while.

Right, and hooroo to you too.

Man: Have it your way, then. We'll wait.

Eileen: Apart from those times?

He's going to bowl the flipper. The boy's a bloody idiot.

Gwenny nominated me.

Haemorrhoids, osteoporosis, incontinence pads.

What do you propose to do with those?

Measure. Grow up, son.

Let her go, mate! Come on, Stan.

Alright, young fella.

You spend 80% of your time

living in the leafy suburbs of Sydney and Melbourne.

to a slice from the complimentary wheel of cheese.

It's a game of skill, touch and Patience.

when I take over the club.

We'll see about that. You've still gotta beat my blokes.

You'll find that licences for the next five years

It'd want to be a big bastard.

I'm sure Bob Turner would donate a meat tray.

for Gwen's delightful herb and pumpkin scones.

After an end, the other mob

Two tall ships, Saddam.

the thing you need to know about this club

What's on your mind, son? You look a bit worried.

That's just ridiculous!

Song: J you throw me in a pan you cook me in a can

But if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.

That hat glued to your head, Stan?

Some of the old holdens in the car park

Yeah? Who the hell's Jack Simpson?

Everything he rolled was spun gold.

Compared with the arsehole who usually runs this bar.

perhaps think about getting an older car.

They can't win the tournament, Jack.

A little woofy, but I suppose they'll do for now, boss.

Stan's brought around a bit of his home brew,

Thank you very much.

is being awarded a complimentary lifetime membership

So much of the hard work is done.

I think it's more a question, Jack,

to keep average call times to under 12 seconds per call,

You can pay bills online and check your balance.

The game goes back a long, long time,

These sandwiches are top shelf, ladies.

That man will be living “la vida bogarra” this evening.

I'll call the police.

That's where we're putting the carvery -

the question of poker machines for a moment?

Wouldn't have missed it, len.

Unbelievable. And this is cool?

Woman: Come on, Stan.

This car park taken, is it? Who wants to know?

Jack's had an idea. It's a long shot but it's worth a try.

If you're interested. Am not.

That makes me feel real special, len.

Sorry, my mistake.

Shouldn't you be stroking a white cat or something, Bernie?

The team I've put together this year,

Excuse me, ladies.

If you must know, let's say during an extended rain delay

Er... yeah. Something like that.

You're stuffed now, Bernie.

Frankly, this is proving a great deal more difficult

For the baking competition.

That was a waste of a bowl.

went on an end-of-season bowling trip to corowa.

that bring in $50,000 each annually.

How could they possibly think he would...

Poor len. I mean, len of all people.

Jack Simpson. That must be the one.

And you are a good-for-nothing layabout. Ha ha!

They’re at genuine 1972 prices

would you, Dave?

It's history now.

Most sportsmen across the board perform better when they...

of what the king can do to help you.

Get your hand off my arse, pappy.

Oh, is he? Good work.

Well... no, actually.

for that, mrs Jenkins?

What happened to “all hands on deck”?

For 80 bucks a year

Len: If we can't come up with this amount within 30 days,

You're already involved. What?

But surely just a word from you

Fine. Good. That's...

I'm onto something.

j you love to watch me bake you serve me up with cake

I've got to say, I'm a little hurt, len.

would have to be the most beautiful tomato sandwiches

In a nutshell, due to dwindling membership

Just think about my generous offer, won't you, Jack?

It's not mine, and besides, the effect of that would be.

rule 17, which clearly states