Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Commentator: Yes, cliff carout is back in town.
You're a nasty piece of work, Bernie Fowler.
And may I say you're not a bad bloke...
A year and a half of horticultural study.
Commentator: Simpson now.
You can talk. Don't worry. Under control.
Go away! Look at him.
by a special sub-committee to be chaired by myself.
3-minute warning, gentlemen.
Ooh. Ooh.
Hey, Stan. Stan!
Pretty sure we'll be able to come to an arrangement
Oh, yeah. Here's trouble.
even though it's clearly understood by all members
In your own time, son.
'El capitan' as he's known here in bogarra.
I'd get that shit down to forensics.
But he's a member of the bloody club.
Len: Once you introduce pokies,
I miss the gang already. How's Gwen?
Come on, fellas, let's talk it up.
You're a good egg.
President len, I'm sure the fundraising committee
why did you do it?
That's you clearly in breach of a restraining order.
Bowl, mate.
They're treating us like idiots.
Right. No problem.
Sorry, Bernie.
You've done it again.
I don't like it.
Is that right, Jack? Yep.
Abstain from sex the night before a big match.
You wouldn't believe it, but Melbourne and essendon
Len: I played my first game of bowls with cityside in 1948
Geez...
Yeah. Had a couple of quieties.
The white hat and dress. It's like saying you're old...
Could be anything. Maybe a conference centre.
Well, I'll line up the drinks, then.
j your guest comes in dressed smart
Lawn bowls?
Nance: Say cheese! Oh, lovely.
Still looking for your bowl, Jack?
Earlier than you think.
The Buckingham Palace of bowls turned into a pokies slum.
Um, we could try to get some new young members.
“to suspect gaming authority officers
Aw, shit.
Oh, well done, Einstein.
Fuck the car parks, Bernie.
Why hasn't anyone mentioned this to me?
Jack: Whey-hey, nice pins! Fuck off.
Radio announcer: Well said. Next caller.
and, at the end of the day, not much chance of doing a hammy.
where we come as our favourite decade.
No, I know. I've had Gwen on the phone.
Here's an idea.
even though they're only at genuine 1977 prices.
What is that?!
How'd the trip go?
than I had planned.
to be chaired by herself.
to bring more pokie-playing members to my club.
Forget pokies.
Commentator: Would the owner of brown cortina,
What's all that about?
It's a boil-over.
maybe a little long,
One more drink and I'll be anybody's.
Now, what's so good about that call
Ching-ching!
You're already a member. I used your name for a car park.
Goals
You're a clown, Simpson.
All: Oh! That'd be really good.
The only person who gets paid here is the greenkeeper.
when it comes to karate.
Um, I see.
I only run these things
Order. I hereby declare this meeting closed.
Yeah. You got us there.
in the visitors' room down at the jail.
It takes a minute to warm up.
I know what this looks like, but trust me...
and things are pretty good.
Still on for later? Yeah.
Bingo.
No, no. Great idea, len.
Yeah, he rang here earlier.
It's just not that interesting.
Yeah. Ok. Yep.
and all memberships will be rescinded.
Right. Well, I guess there's only one thing for it.
Eh, Stan!
It's a shame because those that saw cliff bowl