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YEAH. PROBABLY.
YOU GET DUMPED ON, TAYLOR? IT'S NOT JUST ME.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
MM-HMM. LOOKS THAT WAY.
WHAT? I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TELL YOU, ACTUALLY.
YES, HE ASKS ABOUT YOU,
I THOUGHT I'D EITHER GO IT ALONE OR NOT GO THROUGH WITH IT.
WHAT SERVICES? WHAT PLACE?
IT'S BLANK. IT'S THE WRONG SIDE.
HELLO?
[ SIGHS ]
THAT SOMEONE COULD PROTEST THAT STARTS WITH AN "R."
CALL ME DIRK SQUAREJAW.
ONE OF THE BEST I'VE BEEN TO. IT'S FUN SEEING EVERYBODY LIKE THIS.
KIDS ARE COOL, BUT GETTING THERE SEEMS LIKE A COSMIC JOKE.
OH, I GUESS I KIND OF AM. I'M GONNA GET SOME MORE POTATO SALAD.
NO, NOT AT ALL. JUST SOMETHING ADDRESSED TO YOU.
SOUNDS LIKE FUN. I GOT BONGOS IN THE BACK.
SOMEONE EGGED MY CAR. JEEZ, IT STINKS.
YAY! OOH, WATCH IT.
WHEN DID JESS GET A CAR? OH, UH, RECENTLY.
JUST -- GREEN'S THE NEW PINK?
IT WAS. HEY, LET'S RUN BACK AND SPEED OFF
SOMEWHERE IN THE HILLS, RIGHT? THOUGHT HE WAS LONG GONE.
WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH JELLO?
TAYLOR, ALL ANIMALS HAVE TO...YOU KNOW.
FEEL FREE TO SEND IT TO MY HOUSE.
OKAY. I'VE GATHERED THEM ALL TOGETHER,
WHAT ANSWER WILL FREAK YOU OUT THE LEAST? THE HONEST ONE.
HORSERADISH.
WHAT BROOKE SHIELDS' PICTURE IS TO CHINESE RESTAURANTS.
I WAS JUST BEING POLITE. BY BEING HERE EVERY WEEKEND?
YOU'VE GOTTA LIVE AND LET LIVE.
¿Puedes hacer muebles?
SEEING AS HOW OUR ATTENTION SPANS ARE GNATLIKE TONIGHT,
I'LL GRAB EVERYTHING AND RUSH OUT.
OUR PLEASURE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU, REVEREND SKINNER OF ALL PEOPLE
LITTLE MISS "I'LL GIVE BIRTH BEFORE 5:00"? I THINK SHE CAN.
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? FROM WHAT I COULD TELL,
I SHOULD PROBABLY LISTEN TO IT AGAIN. YEAH, I WOULD.
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
YES, THAT'S MY POINT.
MAN, I WISH MY MOM WOULD LET ME HAVE A CAR...
HE HAD TO PICK ME UP OFF THE FLOOR.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
I MET HIM AT A FUNERAL. GREAT GUY, GOOD DANCER -- LATIN!
TO STAGE A PROTEST IN THE TOWN SQUARE.
EVERY ONE OF THOSE LADIES WAS SLOBBERING DRUNK.
SO YOU'RE GOING. I GUESS I'M GOING.
WAIT. WHAT?
LIKE WE DID SOMETHING AWFUL AND THE COPS ARE AFTER US! RUN!
ROCK POSTERS, MODULAR FURNITURE, MAGAZINES EVERYWHERE.
MOM... COME ON.
NO, THANKS. I PICKED IT UP OFF THE STREETS.
I GO TO, UH, A PLACE THAT GIVES ME MONEY.
CHRIS AND I HAD A ROCKY STRETCH.
GOOD. GUYS ARE STUPID.
YOUR TRANSMISSION'S SHOT.
OR A BIKE... OR MY ROLLER SKATES BACK.
YOU'LL BE IN CLASSES. SHE WAS JUST ASKING.
HELLO. I'M IN HERE.