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WE ANSWER TO A HIGHER AUTHORITY -- LIKE THE HOT DOG.
Walk it off!!!
* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *
LAST NIGHT. I WASN'T HERE.
I HAVE THE FINAL PRESENTATION ON THE 17th AT NOON, WHICH GIVES ME TIME TO DO G.G. AT 5:00.
THAT'S DIFFERENT. THEY WERE AGAINST THE BRITISH AND BUSES.
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
[ POP! POP! ]
WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION ON CHILD-RAISING, YOUR MOM?
IS IT TALKING TO YOU NOW?
I COULD BAN IT. I COULD GET THE TOWN COUNCIL TOGETHER,
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
JESS... I FACTORED THAT IN.
I FEEL WHAT YOU FEEL -- EXCEPT FOR NOW. YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE FEELING ANYTHING.
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
NOT TONS. HE E-MAILED ME A MONTH AGO, I E-MAILED HIM BACK,
IS THAT A SIREN? I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.
YOU'RE SHUTTING DOWN THEIR BINGO? I'M NOT AFRAID OF THEM.
WE'LL HOLD OFF ON THE BIRD SPIKES.
HELP ME MOVE THE COUCH.
WOW. INCLUDING ONE WE WERE
VERY TRUE. DO YOU HAVE BULLETS IN THAT THING?
FOR HER TO TAKE TO COME OVER AFTER CLASSES.
I'M IN GOOD HANDS. LIABILITY, UNINSURED MOTORIST?
HE DOESN'T SHARE MUCH WITH ME, AND HE'S GOT A LICENSE.
I HATE THIS BIT. I'M CREEPING ME OUT, TOO.
WELL...
GOODBYE, GENTLEMEN!
* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *
* ...FACE *
BECAUSE DAD WILL ALWAYS CARE FOR YOU VERY MUCH YOU KNOW THAT.
YOU'RE TAKING THIS VERY HARD.
THAT YOU DON'T NEED TO TWIST MY ARM FOR.
YOU CAN HANG OUT IN HAIGHT-ASHBURY
IF WE DON'T LAUGH AFTER WE MAKE A JOKE, YOU THINK WE'RE SERIOUS. I DON'T RIDE MY BRAKES!
THIS MUST BE THE PLACE. I THINK THE BALLOONS CONFIRM IT.
YEAH, YOU LOOK AMAZING. I DO NOT.
ARE YOU OKAY? I'VE BEEN BETTER.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN! GAMES?
[ SIGHS ]
AND I AM ADJOURNING THIS MEETING.
SO DO I. AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE HID THAT I'M TALKING TO DAD.
SEE? WANG CHUNG. WANG CHUNG.
I WOULD SINCERELY LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR WASTING MY TIME.
IT'S WORKING GREAT, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WONDERING.
ME NEITHER. IT SEEMED THE COOL THING TO SAY.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS TOWN-LONER GUY?
I NEED COFFEE. THERE'S MORE COFFEE.
YOU'RE STOPPING MIDPROJECT.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
IT'S IN ALL THE MAGAZINES. GREEN'S THE NEW PINK.
IT'S TO SHERRY'S BABY SHOWER.
IT'S YOUR CALL. I GUESS BEING IN DAD'S WORLD
MY MOM HASN'T TOLD ME. WHEN MY COUSIN GOT PREGNANT, SHE SAID IT'S BECAUSE
HE HAS A TERRIBLE VOICE, BUT IT'S SWEET. AND HE'S SO PROTECTIVE.
I'VE ALREADY CLOCKED IT -- 2.7 MILES, WHICH IS NOTHING.
MAYBE HE'S PROTESTING MAN'S INABILITY TO COMMUNICATE
THAN OTHERS GET DONE ALL DAY. AS LONG AS YOU DON'T ABANDON IT MIDPROJECT.
RORY AND I WILL BE THE ONLY ONES NOT IMBIBING -- AND G.G.