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WHY WOULD THE TWO OF YOU CONSIDER ALLOWING HIM TO DO IT FROM YOUR CHURCH?

YOU WANT CATHARSIS? YES.

TRY AGAIN, TRY AGAIN.

I HOPE G.G.'s AS BEAUTIFUL AS RORY AND HALF AS SMART, TOO.

IF THERE'S GONNA BE A PROTEST, IT'LL BE A JOINT DECISION.

* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *

OH, HEY, RANDY. WHAT'S UP?

I CAN LOOK HIM UP ON THE INTERNET. PEOPLE, PLEASE!

AREN'T BABY-SHOWER BALLOONS SUPPOSED TO REFLECT

BUT HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

HE SINGS, TOO. THAT'S NICE.

* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *

AND HARBOR A DESIRE TO WEAR A BACKWARDS BASEBALL CAP? WHAT?

THAT WAS THE WEEKEND HE WAS WITH YOU AND RORY.

THAT'S IT? ALL OUT.

BY NOT COMMUNICATING AND GETTING US TO TALK ABOUT COMMUNICATION.

I'LL ASK. WE'RE ALL SET, RIGHT?

I CANNOT PICTURE YOU WORKING AT WAL-MART.

WHEN I WAS CARRYING THIS ONE, DOORWAYS HAD TO BE WIDENED.

NOW, THE PRICE OF THE CAR IS JUST ONE SMALL THING.

I SPENT A SATURDAY TAKING THE CLASS, AND I GOT IT LIKE THAT -- NO BIGGIE.

AND THAT YOURS IS WRITTEN IN. YEP.

I JUST CREDIT A GOOD PORTION OF THAT TO YOU.

IT'S STUPID. THANK YOU.

BECAUSE SOME OF THESE RED LOBSTER COMMERCIALS...

IT'S KILLING TREES. YOU'RE DEPRESSING ME.

NICE PLACE. VERY NICE.

DOES HE ALSO MAKE CHEESEBURGERS

YEAH, MUSIC'S DRIVING ME CRAZY TOO.

HE SAID THAT HE HAD MISSED OUT BEFORE

YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT. WHERE DID YOU GET THE MONEY?

AND I'LL RUN UP AND UN-COLOR-COORDINATE HER SHEETS.

MOLLY RINGWALD, RANDALL BATINKOFF --

NO, THEY'RE BIODEGRADABLE.

LORELAI V. GILMORE, LORELAI VICTORIA GILMORE,

AND BOOZE FOR THE LUCKY, NONPREGNANT ONES -- AND CAKE. IT'LL BE FUN.

* THERE'S NOT ANOTHER ONE COULD TAKE YOUR PLACE *

I'M DRUNK, SO I'M TELLING YOU THAT WE WERE SHOCKED WHEN YOU TOLD US BECAUSE

'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE MAKING ONE OUT TO MY MILKMAN, TOO.

AND RELIEVING THEMSELVES ON HELPLESS PASSERSBY.

THANKS. I'M HELPFUL, AREN'T I?

THE TOWN UNANIMOUSLY REFUSED

AND NOW WE OCCASIONALLY TALK ON THE PHONE.

I'M SORRY. I'LL JUST BUTT OUT NOW.

I'LL FINISH. I JUST WANT TO CHECK ON THE SEASHELLS.

THAT'S VERY ENVIRONMENTAL. IT'S GETTING RIDICULOUS. WE GET EIGHT OF SOME OF THESE.

COULD YOU POINT THE WAY TO THE BATHROOM?

SHE'S ALL MINE WHEN SHE'S GOT THE LEGS TO DANCE,

CLUB SODA? THANK YOU.

FINE, IF YOU FEEL LIKE THAT, MAYBE I WILL JUST STOP SHOWING UP ALTOGETHER.