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JEEZ, HOW ANDY GRIFFITH IS THIS TOWN

AUTOMATICALLY MEANS BEING IN SHERRY'S.

I KNOW THAT. IT'S JUST, UH, HE PAID YOU FOR IT, RIGHT?

AND MAUREEN TOOK GREAT OFFENSE.

PARTY POOPER. POPPER POOPER!

PROBABLY A GIFT FROM SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW IT'S GONE YET.

SCHEDULING IT LIKE THIS WAS BEYOND NECESSARY.

IT'LL GET ME AROUND. I GUESS IT'LL GET YOU AROUND.

WELL, SOMEONE'S GOTTA TAKE CARE OF IT.

IS THE SHELLFISH THING REALLY SERIOUS?

YEAH, I'M SORRY. STOP APOLOGIZING.

WHAT'S THIS? MORTGAGE PAYMENT. YOU MIND PICKING IT UP THIS MONTH?

I WOULD PICK UP A TV GUIDE, AND IT WOULD BE THREE MONTHS OLD.

I'M REALLY S-- UH...

I KNOW WHAT I PAY YOU. I DO JOBS AROUND TOWN.

MOM... LET'S GO.

THEY'RE MOVING THE COUCH. BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE.

YOU'VE BEEN SNEAKING OUT WITH A LITTLE VEST?

THAT'S GREAT, SHERRY, REALLY.

OH, NOW, STOP IT. ARE YOU READY?

"ALL I WANT IS A BALLERINA." MOM...

TO RUN BINGO OUT OF THAT BUILDING. WE COULD WITHDRAW IT.

I GOT IT, DAVID. THANKS.

I SEE COFFEE MUGS, T-SHIRTS.

I'LL DO SOME SHOPPING WHILE YOU QUICHE IT.

IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING. OH, YEAH?

PROTESTING IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE TOWN SQUARE. PERIOD. IT'S UN-AMERICAN.

ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES, WHEN I'M DRIVING AND IT'S DARK LIKE THIS,

I LIKE THAT YOU'RE FEELING BETTER.

I'M EATING AND IGNORING YOU.

YOU SAY YOU GO TO A PLACE WHERE THEY GIVE YOU MONEY --

MAYBE IT WAS THE ASSISTANT MANAGER.

AND THEN HER DRUNKEN FRIENDS HEAR IT,

AS TOWN SELECTMAN, I AM REFUSING THE TOWN LONER'S REQUEST TO PROTEST,

JESS, ARE YOU A GIGOLO? WHAT?

TO PROTEST ANOTHER DAY.

AND THEY'RE ALL SHOUTING, "TAKE THE DEVILED EGGS!"

I DON'T KNOW. CAN YOU MAKE SOMETHING UP? LET'S DO IT.

HE'S GOT A BAD TRACK RECORD WITH CARS. I KNOW.

FEED THE BABY! COME ON, FEED THE BABY!

SOMETHING WRONG?

LET'S GO. GLADLY.

WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET BACK.

[ ENGINE REVS ]

LORELAI GILMO, LORELAI GIL,

"'CAUSE BLUE'S THE NEW RED."

ABOUT MY VISITING HER? OKAY, SURE, WE'LL START THERE.

REVEREND SKINNER AND I SHARE THE CHURCH FOR SERVICES.