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Listen, thank you so much for telling the entire salon and my whole family
[speaking English] Oh, I don't know. I'm so... I'm not equipped.
- You know? Just let her have a body. - Oh-oh.
Thank you, sir. Sorry to bother you.
Did you show 'em that knuckleball?
Are you sure this a good idea? You just met him.
- Guy... - That pork is delicious.
- I gotta show them. Clance, please! - You gotta not get murdered.
- I know. I say "actually" a lot. So much. - I say "actually" a lot.
- Sorry. - Didn't mean to interrupt.
[all laugh]
- No. Max. Max. Max. - What is wrong with those assholes?
Oh, yeah?
- ...just right yet. - Okay.
- Don't hurt him, Max. - Uh-huh.
I'm just gonna go unpack for little bit. I forgot earlier, so...
They seem pretty nice, actually.
It's okay.
[big band jazz playing]
are actually in the bar right now.
and a bird almost shit in my eye, you know, so I dropped it.
- He was too busy looking at how bad your swing is. - [both laugh]
- Thank you. But I'll pass. - All right.
[speaking Spanish] Do you speak Spanish?
Nah, too much to do.
- Didn't I say it? - Stop.
I like it.
I have never met anyone like you.
Hi.
[grunts]
Okay. I'm gonna... I'll be...
Canada?
We mostly grow corn.
- I mean, we knew it was gonna happen, right? - Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I was being sarcastic.
I wish.
Why would you open it? That's weird.