Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- How you been, Gary? - Good, good.

- about us going to the tryouts. - Yeah, I told you not to tell anyone.

Let's quietly contemplate how to find a motherfuckin' bar!

You know, I... I didn't.

[knocking on door, door opens]

Gr... Greta, that is so much hair.

- This is not true. - The guy with the wonky eye?

[♪ Memphis Minnie: "Kissing in the Dark"]

[woman] Excuse me. So sorry.

- The team? - [Gary] Yeah.

- Just, again, I'm not actually from a farm. - I do haircuts.

if you slow down and walk like a lady.

- You did! - Oh, my goodness! Cary Grant?

Well, I guess you get to decide that, don't you?

Holy shit. Who was that?

It's kind of a you either are or aren't thing, isn't it?

I think I should learn it. Think it would be a good idea.

I know how to put on a show.

Right? And I absorb them. And if someone else is anxious, then I go...

Okay. I think I might shit my pants. You think that'll get you on the team?

[Toni] Ooh, don't leave that iron in there too long.

You know? I like that Elizabeth doesn't have, like, instant butterflies

Now, Maxine, you've got to make smarter choices.

- No pants in public. - What?

- Mmm. - Thanks for giving me the day off. How was...

But I'm not stopping because...

You really think people are gonna pay to watch women run around like men?

Our players will be ladies through and through.

Yeah. It's the same situation.

I need to sort of visualize what you're gonna look like when I'm done with ya.

Just 'cause I got married to a sexy, sexy, gentleman don't mean I got normal.

But, no way, okay? I'm gonna talk their ear off,

like, what is romance anyway?

You know, Americans need baseball to keep their spirits in fighting shape.

[train whistle blows]

[song continues]

- Mmm. It is my roof too. - Yes, it is.

It looked pretty much like this.

- [whistle blows] - [coach] Go!

Sent our scouts all over the whole damn country.

- I still can't believe you don't. - You are a whole wife.

Oh, okay, don't get all philosophical on me, Books.

It's a bad one.

- Georgia, what are you doing? Right in front of my face? - I was just trying to help.

- [Clance] You could have worn a skirt! - [both giggling]

Yeah, well, I was catching a pop fly in the outfield

Ugh, I still can't believe you have a husband.

- No. No. - Smile.