Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did anyone see that?
Hey, you gotta be careful who you say that to.
We need this. This could be our big break.
- Uh-huh. - Then the Duke of Deception uses the Crown of Mars
[both] Hendricks Johnson.
Yeah, I... You know what?
That's what I was called in the Marines.
You're looking at the new second baseman.
[Carson] You think this thing is for real?
I have half a mind to just shut this thing down right now.
[train whistle blows]
[Jess] We're gonna be rich now. Who cares?
Very quickly. This will only take a moment.
Look how mad she is! Feel the room, actually.
So, it's called Wonder Woman,
She'd be so pissed if she knew you went to tryouts.
[Jo] Aren't you glad I brought the map now?
That is... That's private information, so...
I mean it.
Great. I need the letter back from last night.
I thought so.
Maybe you should call the team, "The Corn."
What did you tell your mom?
It doesn't matter what you wrote. What're you gonna do?
- I'll shut up, yeah. - [chuckles]
This is not about money, Pat.
So, what'd they play?
What... What the hell is in here?
I'll let you know if we have to move to California.
- [scoffs] - Was it out?
Guy told us.
Yeah, I don't see a pie.
- How are we best friends? - Pff. Beats me.
Stragglers will have their pay docked. And...
Who played again?
I think we can see you better now.
- which is in France. Ever heard of it? - [Carson] Yeah.
You're right.
- to the press today. Yeah. - Uh-huh?
Wow, Joey, you're right. You're always right.
No pants wearing, trash talking, chew spitting...
A bunch of guys got drafted, so all these spots opening up...
Is that all?
Remember we're ladies and not ball-chasing pound hounds.
[panting]
- No, you didn't. It was Thursday. - Okay, you can stop.
- Let me go. - Hey! Hey! All right, you right, okay?
Yeah, and then you practically hit a homer! Boom!
This is my husband's job.
Mmm. I usually touch both shoes with my bat before I swing,
He's my best friend, so...
- [Max] I need a drink. - [Clancy] Mm-hmm.
You can't follow us. We're not here to help the competition!
- God! Fuck! - [door opens]
All right, I wasn't gonna come to the tryouts.
[song continues]
I mean, white women last month, now colored men?
Take a breath, okay?
Hear ye, hear ye, Peaches!
I didn't tell her anything.
- A kid said that to me once because I played baseball. - Yeah.
Okay, are we just gonna keep walking here?
No. No.
Yes, you do, sir.