Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't hate the crew. I work with my best friends.
Now I have to explain why there's an interspecies war
You've been a jerk since I was eight!
Yeah, that way, I can pre-interview
and look at the warp core with me?
I'm afraid my ensign has made a huge mistake.
You think you're the best engineer in the fleet.
Boimler, pipe down. Shh. Come on, the credits.
Phaser?
Um, can I at least ask what she likes more,
Engineering, evacuate!
I feel great, too. I just wish
-Whoa. How did you...? -I know all your moves
a perfect simulation of everyone on the Cerritos.
I'm not detecting any Federation...
Boimler did a good job.
I've got a big evaluation
We were supposed to fight on a rickety metal catwalk.
Whoa! Amazing! We had that exactsame conversation an hour ago.
Get off my mom, you bitch.
"Red alert! Red alert!"
gangster pirates, just not this one.
Aw, thanks.
to scoot with us, Ensign.
This isn't you. This isn't you.
Yeah, thanks for ruining the awesome captain-murder
...and it algorithmically created
Oh, Shaxs's earring. You have to wear it.
They-they like it.
-Huh? -I love how you program subroutines.
I'm Shempo. I was supposed to be played by Boimler.