Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you'll get court-martialed.
"Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.
Happy birthday, Catrina!
-for a quick interview. -It's her birthday!
"Hell is empty, and all the devils are...
and it won't be my last.
She wants us to meet every week,
for over five years!
As captain, it was an honor serving beside her.
-Oh, shut up! -Youshut up!
run away together, and we could get our own ship,
Problem is, I don't know howeager to please.
No, I'm not.Why don't you ever side with me?
-what's the captain's favorite type of cookie? -What?!
for a wonderful second contact
-Ooh, nice font.
back at the Academy!
What? But that's not possible.
Not-a on-a da Vinci's watch.
Okay, stop! It is not mywhole thing.
Isn't there, like, religious significance?
She's allergic to...
Captain, you know I can't share
She's watching out for me the only way she knows how:
like I'm the bad guy all the time.
Yeah, nobody messes with Orions.
-Mariner. -Mariner what?!
I got private stuff in those logs!
Okay, look, will you stop eating these guys
that I rooted out injustice.
The Cerritosis ready to launch whenever you are.
Ah.
Um, so, do you want to maybe go sit
Good luck with the interview. You're gonna do great.
-How can we help? -We've received a bizarre message
-Cerritosstrong!
I-I feel really bad. I'm sorry if I put you in a weird spot.
-Enemy vessel decloaking! -Raise shields!
It's like your whole thing!
This will not stand!
You're posing as Starfleet. Why?