Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-what's the captain's favorite type of cookie? -What?!
Ah.
"Hell is empty, and all the devils are...
-for a quick interview. -It's her birthday!
-Enemy vessel decloaking! -Raise shields!
run away together, and we could get our own ship,
-How can we help? -We've received a bizarre message
Good luck with the interview. You're gonna do great.
-Mariner. -Mariner what?!
that I rooted out injustice.
"Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.
The Cerritosis ready to launch whenever you are.
-Oh, shut up! -Youshut up!
She's allergic to...
She wants us to meet every week,
Okay, look, will you stop eating these guys
Okay, stop! It is not mywhole thing.
for over five years!
It's like your whole thing!
As captain, it was an honor serving beside her.
you'll get court-martialed.
and it won't be my last.
Happy birthday, Catrina!
She's watching out for me the only way she knows how:
Isn't there, like, religious significance?
What? But that's not possible.
I got private stuff in those logs!
Um, so, do you want to maybe go sit
-Cerritosstrong!
You're posing as Starfleet. Why?
Not-a on-a da Vinci's watch.
Yeah, nobody messes with Orions.
I-I feel really bad. I'm sorry if I put you in a weird spot.
like I'm the bad guy all the time.
No, I'm not.Why don't you ever side with me?
-Ooh, nice font.
This will not stand!
Captain, you know I can't share
Problem is, I don't know howeager to please.
for a wonderful second contact
back at the Academy!