Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who chooses a chick over a friend?
Is it- Is it like a lady-parts thing?
The doctor told me I started menopause.
What spirit.
I mean, it was awful. And then he ran into the screen door.
- Well, I didn't. - Yes, you did!
Whatever.
Yeah, for the love of God, Mom, tell them.
I sent your parents home early.