Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A very beloved guy.

A House committee tells the president

don't sit down with those goons.

Look at that sequin thing. It's beautiful.

MAN: This is 701.

and you leave us alone?

than the getting-taken side any day of the week,

This is for charity, for the Boys and Girls Club

r I just couldn't take anymore :

It smells like flowers. Am I right?

Those guys over there? They don't scare me.

clouds, wood... Trompe I'oeil.

but I'll call the sheik.

He loves me, and you know it, and I know it, and he knows it.

They have a huge house, they have two cars.

You got to present it to the mayor.

Well, that's interesting that you say that, because,

No. Let's just see how we feel.

I have no idea No idea?

We're gonna wait until we decide

What, we're Sears or Chevrolet?

You're gonna be hunted, and it's gonna be very difficult

And that was his problem.

so don't be hasty, all right?

for no one, Mom.

You got under me. You did.

No, I don't have to go there. I like it here. There's an exit.

Apologize, but it's true.

This is what matters to me most, and you're crushing that.

It's not like just...

And after that, say "no" a lot until the guy is hooked.

I can get it for you. Of course. That would be amazing.

in little fucking curlers, which is...

Where's it gone'?

Man, you wouldn't believe the shit

It was almost scary how easy it could be

Irving, you're very skilled,

Oh, it looks so beautiful. So, this is the lobby.

Someone special, someone new, someone amazing.

I got to hear it from my friends?

Should've gone away.

Am I living in a fucking nightmare right now?

I got you a suite at the fucking Plaza Hotel.

And that's why I'm going to Miami!

IRVING: She was the Picasso of passive-aggressive karate.

CARMINE: Really thin, look, the way he does this...

No, it's me, it's me.

Everybody knows my dealerships.

Sorry, do I have the wrong office?

and I think that both of us will be a lot happier

I'm placing $75,000 in this briefcase

We've been doing it for 30 years.

God, it's so clear to me.

RICHIE: We're going to let Carmine show the sheik

You ready? Yeah.

I mean, they just say, "Brenda, do the clerical wiring stuff

I've been in the casino business 40 years'

♪ There were plants and birds and rocks and things

some solid gains for the men in blue.

She saw through people in situations,

You got any other questions?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

On my family, on my kids, on my life, on my work.

You motherfucker!

I get anxiety when I have to meet people.

No $10 million. That's crazy.

I'm sure a million people do that, all the time.

Don't show any Spanish friends.

Irving, I've been doing a lot of thinking.

That bothers me.

5,000 gets me 50, right?

Who you are is who you are, between you and God,

You let me know when that can happen.

You want to use the Sherman Suite?

Eh, you know, don't get your balls in an uproar.

Use your phone?

come here in the morning,

♪ Long black road

your con artist friend, Carl Elway,

Can I finish my statement? Of course, of course.

All you need is to put two million in a Chase account...

Now, go get him so he takes the briefcase by himself.

What we will do is we guarantee

Maybe I wanted to scare you, I don't know.

♪ Sol kept on goin' when I heard them say

that's all I know. Okay, Mr. Mayor...

(SIGHS) All right, good. Yo, hey,

If we have to pay somebody off, we'll pay somebody off.

He always comes back for it. Yeah.

You're gonna stay normal. You're gonna shut your fucking mouth.

You were wrong about that.

for Rosalyn and your kid to live in this country.

So what is our plan?

Oh, my God, fix his hair. No, you really shouldn't

I just don't give a fuck anymore.

Come on. You okay?

I can't trust to leave you alone.

We're very selective.

This was nothing.

MAN: You and me, we're gonna visit.

I don't really know, but I overheard it on the phone.

IRVING: I can't stop.

Carmine sees it. It's waiting to happen.

I wish I could get you back.

I knew you were holding out on me, Irving!

Only they can't get into his money unless they know someone,

(WITH AMERICAN ACCENT) Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is.

always take a favor over money.

Attaboy, all right?

It's beautiful. You have a little stove.

If we have to lean on somebody,

She's fine. All right. I was just starting to have fun.

Don't let him... IRVING: Richard. Richard.

All right? I take Rosalyn out, she keeps her mouth shut,

It's you and me! It's...

♪ Long black road

Well, I care about it.

my husband for how many years? I'm not fucking judging you.

Oh, God. Of the Plaza Hotel.

"Oh, Carmine. I want the one that Carmine gave me.

You know, you stay here right now, darling.

If it's a business call, don't interrupt, all right?

We can help you out.

I just want to make it right.

WOMAN: Are you gonna fuck for real, or get out of

and it fell like, finally,

You know the only way to help Carmine is through the Tellegio thing.

He never took a nickel, so they can't get him for nothing.

You want real, okay.

it's got to be the best we've ever done.

It's empty, just like your deals.

We even con ourselves.

And I never met anyone, man or woman, in business,

No, I want to talk. I don't want to fuck, okay?

putting it anywhere for five days.

I got other guys lined up. I got a meeting.

(DIRTY WORK BY STEELY DAN PLAYING)

DOLLY: (SOBBING) No, no.

♪ When you need a bit of lovin' Cause your man is outta town

CARMINE: The WPA employed craftsmen to paint this during the Depression.

I understand your eagerness.

Yeah, right. Should I take you there?

Your boyfriend, your fucking boyfriend will kill me,

The only problem is this, uh...

Mommy got the lamp, she made her special drink,

Stabilizes our economy.

then we're done.

is for the good of the people of New Jersey.

For what? The guy's not here.

Tell him yourself. It wouldn't be a party without you.

The two worlds, the politicians and the Mafia.

MITCHELL: I've been a senator a very long time. 16 years.

What does she do all day? I'll tell you what she does.

We have an amazing investment opportunity

I'm not supposed to be talking like this,

I mean, I live in the real world, all right?

my growing business.

That's what you represent, family.

Your host! Enjoy, enjoy.

I don't want to do anything illegal.

Just do your job, okay?

I'm not saying that I would, but I'm saying that I could,

AMADO: It's gone missing.

Do whatever you need to do.

we can call the sheik. RICHIE: What? Let's go.

just meant "depressed," all right'? "Hard to reach."

the Cold Cut King of Long Island,

DOLLY: Go, go, go up to the bedroom.

I want you so bad. Look at your skin. No, no, no.

(SOBBING) That's all I've ever wanted is for us

Who said that? Who said that? That's bullshit.

I'm a sick son of a bitch? You're trying to get me fucking killed.

IRVING: Our conning days were behind us.

No, because you conned me. That's why, because you both fucking con...

(JEEP'S BLUES PLAYING)