HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Well, technically, that's not true.
You know what this is gonna do for us?
Why don't you build something, like he does?
He's got a meeting he's got to go to. Listen, don't go...
You got the wrong office, you're gonna be embarrassed.
Flowers, but with garbage.
Yeah. Done. After you.
(QUIETLY) You're pretty wild.
♪ You gotta work like a man in a real man's life
This is Irving Rosenfeld.
He may have. I think also,
You get me four people, and you're off the hook.
$100,000 into this briefcase
♪ And you gotta keep goin' down the long black road I
That's impressive.
♪ Why, why, Why
Edith. Edith, hi.
who could never get into the school that we come from.
He had a chain m' dry cleaning stores.
RICHIE: Yeah, he's good. Yeah.
I'm excited to be here.
Just, let's be smart about it, all right?
We're ambitious. That's why.
SYDNEY: He had adopted her son.
So, before he even knew it was happening,
That's not going to happen, Mom.
was so that you could come up with this plan.
You know what that is for me? It's coriander for me.
because we kept it just small enough.
What do we want an Arab sheik for?
That one's empty. We got to use the big one.
I can't believe this is happening.
And the center of the household.
I am not getting a divorce.
and you manipulate him, and you use your son.
if we let people that are liars like you run this country.
That's a fucking jet, right?
But in all, it was six congressmen,
This one is abstract expressionism. I love it 'cause these ones...
What'd you do that for'?
I appreciate the fact that you all came in person,
Look me in the eye.
You know I can't do it without you.
Isn't that right?
#Have I got a plan.
He's the most dangerous guy ever.
You told him that?
RICHIE: Get out of the way. Hey! There's a line!
What's this I hear about your curly-haired friend
We've got the account numbers.
It's really hard for me.
I think we have a deal.
Hey, Irving, I'm gonna be having fun.
Oh, my God, what did you do'?
You made me accept praise from my boss for thanking me
'Cause I am pissed at you.
Don't lose this opportunity to fucking Florida, all right,
You... You want to hear it?
Well, what do you expect, Irving?
WOMAN: Hey! What the fuck, man?
♪ And misty memories of days gone by
♪ Long black road.
He loves Carmine, but he hates that other guy,
I can get it for you. Irv and I can't get enough of it.
they don't want to see Arabs make money,
We're in a very serious meeting. I apologize.
So, Mr. Tellegio, how do you think we should approach this?
Who says this? What are you talking about?
You got to calm me down.
Why don't you just marry Carmine?
with your boyfriend's hands around my throat
I think you should hang in there, all right?
and staying out of jail, and not being killed by the Mob,
This is a surprise. The sheik don't like surprises.
Yes, I wanted to introduce you to Robert Spencer.
I learned how to survive when I was a kid,.
You were right. Irv?
and the war and the deficit and all of that shit, but...
and now she was working with us.
hey, my fucking heart's going from running down the stairs.
♪ We'll break the rules a lot We'll be damn fools a lot
It's a problem.
Saved you $50 million. Look at me. $50 million,
The art of survival is a story that never ends.
(MUTTERING) We will.
♪ I feel love I feel love I feel love
What is your problem? Hey, look,
Jeep's Blues.
Listen, do you know who Victor Tellegio is?
I can assure you that I have the power of attorney...
People believe what they want to believe, Richie.
I liked being on this side of the line.
to get us out of this.
Really?
I could just tell her everything about myself.
(WITH BRITISH ACCENT) The key to people is what they believe
You realize how fucking dangerous that is?
and he has a real account.
Yeah, we did it.
just like my time.
Now, who's the master?
You ever think about how you might have underestimated me?
I like it.
The sheik with the money in the bank is a...
I got the cashier's check right here.
Been in there three days.
for one Representative Gerald Sanders of the Third District.
with the one person the whole time and
Where are your heart pills?
IRVING: She was better than any con artist I ever met, including myself,
Yeah. Come on.
Okay, okay.
I'm not scared.
He's a great milliner. Actually, I went to the store.
We got them for wire fraud. It's over. You're done.
(LAUGHTER) CARMINE: I'm having a good time.
I'm just wondering.
I just never thought that you were conning me
Dolly, Dolly. Hi. How are you?
No more fake shit.
No more fake shit.
This is Agent Richard DiMaso.
I could never con you.
After the oil embargo, gasoline crisis,
That's how much time between them.
♪ You gotta get up in the morning take your heavy load
So I want to believe that we were real. We are real.
he's going to want to see it in an account,
And I don't know what I'm going to do
CARL: Irving, you better come get him.
Irving, take your pill.
Yeah.
You got him on tape, all right?
Carmine, listen to me carefully.
it was a blizzard, it was Lake Canoga.
I Delilah?
confused
Oh, they're fucking to die for, those things. Yeah.
poisonous choices.
You all right?
She had me. I was her mark.
you were gonna end up with Rosalyn in the dead space,
Think about it, all right?
The PBA negotiator says he wants real salary increases.
(GROANING)
What are you going to do?
REPORTER: Good evening. It's 42 degrees at 5:00 and here's what's happening.
To Irving.
and the identity of Victor Tellegio's attorney?
Who are mostly black and Puerto Rican.
that's who we're going to go after.
Maybe it'll be contagious, huh?
Just stop with the whole fire thing! God! It was a mistake!
I want to do this right now.
There's a lot of green grass in that hotel room up there,
Yeah, it's nice. You liked it?
Right. Sacred. Sacred.
This is not how we do business. I'm sorry.
I understand how these deals are made, right?
I thought you guys broke up.
That's it. That's ii. All right?
From the feet up, right?
I want you to think of the most undervalued asset
I, uh...
I get to handle two wives with one dinner.
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
CARMINE: Yes. New York businessman.
RICHIE: I need a jet at Teterboro.
"Don't put metal in the science...“
"Let's go in October."
You got a plan? When did you get it?
I'm sorry, Carmine. Oh, my God.
'cause you never tell me anything.
The funds have transferred.
He was holding a lantern and he was in the blizzard,
RICHIE: No, no.
but I know you're too smart for that.
CARMINE: Come on, I thought we were friends.
You just let him walk to the curb at JFK.
RICHIE: We got the $2 million to put Carmine and the sheik together.
If you're real, you put$10 million
I thought Mommy was picking you up,
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
and that someone is us. Oh, that's good.
You get a serious piece on both ends, all right?
♪ Long black road
I don't know, I don't know. No fiancée.
and how to cut it up and make some money on the side,
If you believe it's sacred, it's sacred. Right.
Alfonse Simone.
DOLLY: Carmine? Honey?
you don't have to worry, everyone makes their money.