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Yes, I am happy.

You know, I mean... I did my job.

I want to pinch us some congressmen, okay?

to get us out of this, not just me, but us.

I don't like change.

and building permits for Atlantic City.

for flirting with someone after you've been fucking

They run the biggest casinos in the United States,

He can't get enough of that smell.

No, you're not dressed like him.

Yeah? He can see Camden. Yeah.

(CARMINE EXHALES)

And you need somebody who's gonna be quiet,

It turns out he's got casino investments in the Mideast,

IRVING: I want to show you something.

I can't invite you... It's too complicated.

To go and get me some congressmen. Oh, my God.

and then your next reinvention

Please don't reject me.

RICHIE: Way back in a warren buried in the Bureau.

You need to tell Richie about your cats.

Come on, man. Right?

IRVING: I felt like we had a secret, just the two of us,

CARMINE: We restore all of this, you see?

It's killing me, it's fucking killing me.

You got to come with me to Miami.

♪ You're gonna have to take all the trouble and strife

Solana Collective looking through the submissions

♪ Long black road

Well, that's Harry.

When you said IRS, what IRS guy? What are you talking about?

I was gone! I left!

By Paul Brodeur.

(DOOR CREAKING)

PACO: What's going on'?

That's what you do, and you curl your hair

working for the government?

Yep. What the fuck are you talking about?

It ain't for you, Carl. What do you mean, it ain't for me?

And I'm gonna be very, very convincing.

Just think about it.

Fraudulent investments, fake certificates of deposit,

We're not happy, all right?

Yeah, I do, I got your nail polish. See? Listen, listen.

was to become anyone else other than who I was.

♪ You know you did

Sweet and sour. Smell her nails.

He goes ice fishing in the Midwest.

You didn't even come close to the big leagues.

It'd be a sign of disrespect to the sheik

with the chicken, very thin, right?

Why you breaking my balls, huh?

Yeah, I sat with Victor Tellegio.

What is it? What is it?

It was a pleasure to meet you.

RICHIE: How did that happen? How did that happen?

Did you know they made a lamp that has the sun in it?

We have to go now, all right?

(CONVERSATION CONTINUES OVER TV)

ground-up new. We don't do new.

I'm kissing his boo-boos! I'm kissing his boo-boos!

What is this? What is this? I don't know.

And Edith met her in the ladies' room and became friends with her.

You got to stop talking about your government agencies,

What are you gonna do?

No middlemen, no bullshit, it's the Arab way.

SYDNEY: And so Irving and I began our partnership in love and commerce.

Am I living in a fucking nightmare right now?

I got drops at the pharmacy.

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

it's not good, it's not real, it's fake, it's not real.

Where was I? Your father woke you up,

in the first two months of 1978 alone...

What's happening? It'll be all right.

is a huge thing we do for the people of New Jersey.

Yeah, we can get him,

Everybody loves her.

No, you said in the stall

ALFONSE (ON RECORDING) If we have to pay somebody off,

It's, like, perfumey, but there's also something rotten.

And that's why this meeting isn't happening.

He likes me just the way I am. Too fucking dangerous.

I hear them on the phone.

He'd be in here right now if he took the check,

IRVING: You mean the Mob?

No, no, no, no, no! Don't do that!

Why are you leaving me out of this? Huh?

I'm not doing anything! Why are you talking so much?

All right. Okay?

All right? We're not just working in a box.

Come on, just walk.

IRVING: Hey' listen...

I want to face you like a man because I want to be real now.

You're gonna get us all killed! Danny.

You didn't do it like that.

I mean, that's just...

The man's here.

Carl Elway can do what he says he's going to do.

My mother never got divorced.

Thank you. And I'll tell you something else.

Oh, what, there wouldn't have been a fire if I was here?

And, like... Yeah.

How's that make you feel, her in there?

Now, I can't assure you that your loan will be approved,

I'm not this drunk. No, it was just because I was laughing.

But you know what, if the country were run

(QUIETLY) Sell fake art or stolen art or fake certificates of deposit,

How the fuck am I ruining America?

See? Something special for you.

♪ The heat was hot and the ground was dry but the air was full of sound♪

You did that without me?

MAN: The man's here.

I'm doing this from the feet up.

IRVING: Hotels, restaurants.

we'll give you the world.

Uh, U.S. congressmen and senators.

and there you go, we can pinch him.

takes off and lands at Teterboro. I got the jet?

The guy is Carmine Polito.

Paco Hernandez? Hi. How's it going?

There's a boldness in it.

It's the details, that's what makes this guy a genius.

RICHIE: I think... I think, what is, uh...

Act noble. That's it, just, you know,

Uh, U.S. senators...

That's enough of that right now.

Give a guy a chance.

♪ Forgive me, Delilah

How's that? You bothered now?

Yeah, that's when it really came to me.

All right? For real.

and put it on a chain around your neck.

The best perfumes in the world... It's disgusting.

What? Without me?

You're both done. You're done. No, I don't think so.

Now, mind you, a week ago, this place was a mess.

I When you were young And your heart was an open book

When I was around her, I felt joy,

How the fuck am I ruining America?

Look, I'm very interested in meeting the sheik.

Carmine Polite?

GIRL: Oh, my God! Stop!

No, it's bodyguards for the, uh, visiting dignitaries' that's all.

What is it? You got a girlfriend coming?

I'm coming to your house right now.

We fight and we fuck and that's what we do. That's our thing.

You know that. Yes. That's correct.

so Carmine got the reduced sentence, 18 months.

...you need a luxury hotel for the sheik. Oh, come on.

Your constituency is not even a constituency. It's your family.

of this operation is offensive.

and the PEA chief negotiator says he wants

And I'm gonna get really close with Richie the cop

Don't repeat that.

STODDARD: No, no. Stoddard, please.

All right, these are bad guys, you know?

I don't like going out. You know that

And you gave Brenda the account number.

Okay, 54th Street.

and my friend, Carmine Polite».

♪ Ooh, heaven knows Heaven knows

I told you so many times!

and he had this confidence that drew me to him.

Contract talks have ended temporarily

IRVING: Again? You compliment me again?

How long we known each other?

You got to be kidding me.

who said that, in exchange for immunity for the two of you

Trompe I'oeil. "Trick of the eye."

between two and five million dollars

All right. Why did I tell the truth?

And what'? Now what, huh?

I don't give a fuck, I don't fucking care.

and we'll throw in the customary, uh, privileges of protection.

I don't like any of that. I want to help you.

Nassau police ask an 18-year-old mother why she abandoned her child.

You tell me that I'm lying to you

You showed me a whole new side of the city I'd never seen before.

Why did you do an English accent after that?

What, robbing people and all that shit that you do.

We're not gonna do it unless... No, I want to do it right now.

Yeah, you got the whole floor?

I'd like 10 discuss with you.

It's just hard for me to control my passion. I'm a very passionate person.

A mecca by the sea.

Wait. What does that mean?

Well, I know it's your office,