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♪ Starting to regret you ♪
[both laugh]
Why would I do that?
Apparently, American workplaces need fun perks
Okay, so you want to talk about how to make it better with them?
The only person who hurts themselves at parties is you.
to keep the employees interested in earning a paycheck.
-[coughs] -Exactly. [laughs]
♪ Sip a little bit When I'm finished, give me another one ♪
Oh, actually, I was planning to work at the Caltech library tonight.
Wait. Your text made it seem like this was an emergency.
That was a friendship punch.
Unfortunately, those two hours began with her very uncool arrival.
Maybe I could get more punch and then just turn it into a pink suit?
What's going on? Why do we have a spooky Scooby-Doo clock?
Eleanor, come on, that's a little dramatic.
That's it. It's over. I'm giving up acting.
[hip-hop music playing]
He's not my future husband yet. He's a potential future husband.
Are you sure?
So you're saying I should get over my sadness by getting really sad?
What? Oh, right. We're supposed to be mad at her.
Ben, I don't have time to listen to you pretend to have standards.
We have to go away on your birthday.
Wow, Kamala. Wow!
Oh, God.
thanks for being cool about me blackmailing you.
It doesn't have to be a date. It can just be--
♪ How could you not know... ♪
[sighs deeply]
[whispering] I obviously need to talk to my cousin!
On how to hook up?
Dammit.