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Martin Luther King had a dream.
That's a great story, Lisa!
As we made our way northward,
(all gasp)
There must have been some good ancestors.
(cracking)
The year was 1860, and the Underground Railroad was...
Actually, I'm here to help you.
You know, Bouvier?
Then they should've called it the Aboveground Normal-Road.
Thank you.
Well, it's hard to explain this to a young person,
Very well. You may have won this round,
C'est la vie, baby.
and tell her she's ugly!
Nothing to see here--
MARGE: What happened next?
It's my first time.
I hold in my hand another diary.
Oh, I don't know. Let's see.
That-a-girl.
You're part of the under-clown railroad.
You know, you could try our film vault.
But-but-but-but-but-but-but,... But, but, but, but, but, but, but,... But-but-but-but-but-but-but,... But, but, but, but, but, but, but,...
you just turned 100.
"Many years ago, my daughter, Eliza,
(gasps)
Racists? That's it.
Computers, right?
I'm French, not you.
No! You lie!
And you should stop reading right there.
MARGE: The patrollers were too fast for Eliza and Virgil.
I give you my word as a Southern gentleman.