Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Get off my property, Colonel Burns.
Yes! She wasn't a slave owner.
It's been quite a life.
...great-great grandfafa, Milford van Houten.
Oh, my God, that surprise is so pleasant.
I've got so much more to tell you.
Now, where is he?
(grunts)
couldn't have backed down to Colonel Burns.
(all clamoring)
To the reference desk!
From the day you were born, you were brought up
(theme from Ken Burns's The Civil War playing)
It makes you look like a potbellied stove. (annoyed grunt)
And I'm pretty bad.
but their horses were fast.
(sobbing)
coming from the Simpson residence.
(horses neighing)
...though Hiram, Mabel, and Eliza
Go on.
Abraham Lincoln?! (gasps)
You still reading that thing?
Listen. "April 20, 1860.
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Are you writing this down, Fritz?
I don't have to answer to some weak old man
Grampa, why'd you try to
My Kia!
Well, I am a bit musical.
or urn, or medical school dissecting table,
named Eliza Simpson.
Where do you think you're going?
Eliza Simpson can't be a coward.
The "Diary of Eliza Simpson"?
"Frog-Haunch," "Hooves Au Jus,"
hello i am lisa i am a liberal i am smart bla bla bla
Yes, sir.