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I can't read
Moss has done his board game review show again.
I don't seem to be able to stop.
I have to go to this funeral for Alice's grandfather.
I'm such an idiot. I've got a robot hand!
- But can I just say-- - Coming up--
And this is strange.
Yeah, I suppose, but I mean, I'm hanging on by a thread, Jen.
He's cock-a-hoop over this sheila.
Yeah, you know what? I've changed my mind.
Come on, come on, come on, people.
Man: Just be a bit more, I don't know.
we're gonna carry the coffin together.
Sound Ideas, HUMAN, BABY - CRYING, SCREECHING
If anyone's incorrigible, it's you,
You specifically said, and I quote,
A terrible cow. Women.
Red! Come on, come on, come on.
Get out of my room. Get out!
All right, dry your eyes, Bono.
Douglas: This Internet's not working.
- Did I? Did I really? My God. - ( cellphone rings )
- I see. - All of my family on that side
- ...and is hit by a van with breasts. - ( screams )
That wasn't a normal thing to happen, was it?
- ( gasping ) - ( gasping )
Let's talk about components.
( both groan )
- Yeah. - Slippery fingers.
from the teeny-tiny coffee man!
You didn't put a question mark after the first sentence.
Here's £10. Oh, God.
- Are you wearing women's slacks? - Yes, I am.
she's gone, hasn't she? She's-- she's gone.
Yeah, no, don't say things like that.
I know the first show was a bit "bare bones,"
- I am sounding happy. - Man: Can you be just a little bit more?
I can't cry on cue! What do I do then?!
- No. - Well...
Richmond, do you work here or not?
Look, I'm not your boss. We're just a couple of guys.
NoahDoesYARNS is just a stupid........
If I had to pick a word to describe
Why do you think we have a mini fridge?
Exciting new products.
Women's slacks.
What's going on? What's going on?
- He's... - Newton Sinclair.
Oh. Right.
( irregular hissing )
- "Game"... - "Board."
I'm actually a person, Roy, with human feelings.
Sorry, what?
I must have been in the toilet.
Yeah. Sorry.
Yes. Okay, well, I'll see you there.
Well, increase the bid.
I mean, thanks for asking, but no, it's wasn't a success.
And I'm also here.
We can do anything.
- What? No. - You've got a problem with smaller people!
Conrad Black? Who's that?
That's an impressive knowledge of the Marvel Universe.
that I'd made exactly the right amount
( deep voice ) than the basement.
Does it ever seem to you
You inspire me.
- What's happening now? - One of the pallbearers wasn't able to make it.
- No, I'm happy to. - Oh, thank you.
Both: Terrible. Could only watch it for a minute.