Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Autumn! Yo, Autumn, wait up!

- Ready for tomorrow? - Hope so.

As my upperclassmen know, we have Pride Night every year before our opening game.

Look at me, boy. We need ya.

All the pressure's startin' again, you know. All the Heisman talk and...

Ding mother fucking dong!!!

I think next time we'll go bowling.

Next year we dominate.!

Well, actually, this isn't my first time.

You might've tried too hard and screwed up.

When I turn pro, I'm gonna get you the house to go with it.

Complete to Griffen at the ten-yard line.

- Blue 80.! Hut.! - Havin' our own dorm.

Come with me. Come with me.

Eight-one-eight.!

Yeah! Yeah! Woo!

And the Wolves will get the ball back. Great individual effort by Lattimer.

You're gonna be okay, Alvin. The doctor's gonna take a look at you. Just relax.

Yeah, I know. That's why they recruited me.

- Mack pursues inside. - Aaa-aaah!

We're still gonna have to suspend the boy.

Hey, I figure the key is to go places only white people go.

Bullshit! You gonna be my bitch! You gonna be my punk bitch, baby!

Next year, we sell out. Next year, we dominate!

Aw, he's rusty, Sam. I doubt if we can start him.

Another year home for Christmas.

- You're lookin' pretty good. - Yeah.

I can drink to that

- Fine. - Good.

All my thug niggas ride to eternity, let's ride nigga, let's ride nigga All my thug niggas ride to eternity, let's ride nigga, let's ride nigga

Is that right, Joey?

Stayin' in hotels the night before the games.

Tucks the ball. 20...

Thank you, son.

So, you're a full-ticket jock, just like me?

Yeah, yeah. You only gained, uh, 37 yards on 12 carries.

Havin' a chance to be somebody.

Down the sideline, 20... 15...

Odds makers have installed Michigan as a three-point favorite,

Let's put the women & children to bed and go drinkin by fuckin keppy's!

- Yeah. - Shit.

You won't get college credit for them, but they will help you prepare to take...

Why don’t you stick that bow tie up your ass?

if you hit the gym real hard.

Oh, yeah, well, uh...

How do you and Autumn know each other? You a friend of Ray's?

Gimme some time back here and I'll pick 'em apart. Strong left, brown right,

Somebody help me! Help me! Aaah!

I know I'm not your favorite person in the world right now,

I'll be number 20, but we're indubitably gonna be number one.

- Goddamn, the lead dog is back. - How's it goin' ?

- Coach Winters wouldn't do that. - Yes, he would.!

- How you doin' ? - Good.

Let's Put The Women And Children To Bed And Go Lookin' For Fuckin' Dinner. Ready, Break

Hey, powder puff. You're the white boy who ratted my brother out.

All you need to know is how to sign an NFL contract.

'Cause he's a good student, I'm not. 'Cause he acts right, I don't.

All right, let's get this off to a good start. L-28, thunder right, second blue.

17 seconds to go. No time-outs for ESU.

Well, it's not exactly a campus favorite.

Jefferson now starting at tailback. Griffen at full.

Let's kill 'em all. Let the paramedics sort 'em out.

Twenty-one minutes remaining in math section two.

Joe, relax. Look right at me. Pay no attention to the camera, okay?

- Goddamn! - I've done that 100 times before.

Their defense has been keeping them in it.

Eight seconds left. Last chance for Mississippi State.

- Daddy, you remember Darnell. - Sure I do. Great catch, Darnell. Great catch.

And you don't even know how to use 'em right!

- Never with anybody on the back, but it was fun, wasrt it?

- How ya doin' , Dad? - Joe.

I'll think about it. Give me a call.

Sorry. I lost my ball.

Come on now, let's go! Let's get it back! Get it up, come on, man!

- Hut! - You were tryin' to steal her fuckin' car, you cocksucker!

Jesus.! Get off!

ESU stayed mostly on the ground as the passing game was largely ineffective.

Hey, Joe, could you do us a favor and slow your drunk ass down?

Fuck you, doughboy, I can read! See that shoe? It says Adidas.

- I tutor Darnell. - Oh, really.

No. You know, not everybody who plays tennis grew up in a country club, Joe.

I'll make this take two. Here we go, Joe.

Losin' your girl or your position?

Okay, let's review the chapter I read you yesterday.

Take it easy, Darnell. You are putting me in a very awkward situation here.

ESU is where i am going! I'll be number 20, but we're indubitably gonna be number one.

There's no time to think or to worry.

- Jefferson... settles under it. - Show time, baby.

you're the best damn defensive player I ever coached.

- to the line of scrimmage. - Come on Wolves!

Therefore, I am dedicating myself...

Let’s put the women and children to bed and go lookin’ for fucking dinner!

Now, we've got a 9 a. m. Tomorrow with that uh... big linebacker from Park High.

Uuuh, think I'm just hurt.

If you don't know me, baby you will never, never never know me

and you embarrassed my family.

getting Tagged as a backbencher

- and an attitude to go with it? - Gentlemen,

Thanks for everything you did for me.

Yes, sir. - Good!

Lights out, baby!

I can at least walk with you, can't I? Ain't no crime in that.

Darnell, ESU We just wanna welcome you

Maybe I didn't wanna see you get all excited, all pumped up with pride, when I knew one day...

Joe, are you listening to me?

- Hey, hey, hey! I'll fuckin' kill your ass!

Call it an oil change.