Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Gained about 35 pounds. - Shee!

- Nice to meet you, sir. - Nice to meet you, Darnell.

At tailback #20, Jaden Gordan!!!

it's a good thing for the program.

- I want to be taken seriously. - Darnell, I do take you seriously.

Ah-hey If you don't know me by now

Let's forget rehab. Forget your dad.

Kane on the run, fires.

- Just lettin' off some steam. - Why do you do this crazy shit?

- Woo-ha-he! - Hey, Autumn.

Parsons Let the paramedics sort them out

Everybody seems to be talkin' about it.

4.;29 to go and it's been a great one,;

Let's Put The Women And Children To Bed And Go Lookin' For Dinner!

Four straight losses and we're out of bowl contention.

Kill ‘em all Let the paramedics sort ‘em out

Fuck You, Doughboy, I Can Read! See That Shoe? It Says Adidas."

Hey, Darnell. Did a really great job out there today.

Listen, I want to see you, Autumn.

Because your not supposed to have PHONE OUT. You know how hard it is sometimes to be your teacher?! I should be able to come to school and TEACH. Instead of coming to school and BABYSIT. There's 8 minutes until spring break. Why would you take my PHONE?!

So we'll see what Kane does here...

- Collins pitches toJefferson sweeping on thunder right. - 46, 46!

Kill the Packers Let the paramedics sort 'em out

contributes a lot of money, so he says they won't go to the press.

both public and private.

What'd you say?

Fumbles. Griffen recovers.

- You got that? - Yes, sir.

As you know, I played football here.

Now, that was a hell of a run you just made.

- You get any throwing done in there? - Nah, all they got is Ping-Pong.

- He said that, the father? - Yeah.

- if you fail to get to a bowl game again next year. - Hey, Joe.

Nah, you were good for your first time.

Place at the table! Woo-oo-oo!

- Hey! This big enough for you, baby? - Hell, yeah, I'm with it!

Nope. We're roundin' dogies into the end zone and the trail runs right over your ass.

- Yeah! - Comin' to get ya, field boy!

What's this, they throw you out?

Hey, Joe, you know, I was hoping you might've rolled your bike or something this summer.

Yeah. Actually, the scream was even better than I thought.

Now let's get our fuckin' shit together and kick some fuckin' ass!

Aw, shit! Perfect ending to a fucked up day!

in several areas.

Therefore, members of the board,

I am gonna personally test you before every game. Watch you go in the bottle.

- Get to keep the car, got the house for another week!

- Hey, Ray. - Hey, Mr. Haley. Good to see you.

Time for two plays. All right, end zone's not open, you take the sideline.

When I was 12, my mother took a vacation in Chicago and never came back.

Listen to this.;

Next year... Next year we sell out.

Kane... fumbles the ball.! Scrambling after it.

Kane gets away. Scrambles right.

Jefferson, are you injured or are you hurt?

- Aaah! - Come here!

Brendan - Nice $152K Order Ring the Championship Bell

There goes my cover of the media, guys.

Bein' different than everybody else.

but I ask you to try somethin' different and you hide behind your daddy?

Darnell, wait up.

you know, it deserves a lifelong sentence.

That was probably one of the greatest runs...

Brown right motion, tail slant. You're the man, Joe.

Hello, Dad? No, I was just callin' because, uh,

Ohhh! Mowry crushed by Pope

Let's go up top. Take the team right away. Z-3 motion, let's go!

someplace that nobody'll see us.

Yo, thanks for showing me around the campus.

- Oh.! Tyler crunched by Lattimer.

Come on, guys, now, we got 30 minutes of football left.!

If I lose that, then I'm just another guy.

I'm going to lead. Question Is, Can You Boys Follow?

If I tried to use my influence to get you back in,

I thought that he loved me.

How Succas Feel when they lose they Position

Still, don't know, man. Promised the Rev I'd get a degree.

On to the bowl! Yeah! All right!

he could sue us for jeopardizing his draft status.

It was there, wejust didn't execute.! You gotta finish your blocks. Finish 'em all.!

Rookies, you pay attention. This is what I expect out of you. Alvin, you ready?

Hey, uh, any of the guys come down to see you?

Tried to rob a liquor store to get us some money.

Clint, Are You Hurt Or Are You Injured

She likes that light-skinned respectable shit.

This is what you guys been workin' for. I need 60 minutes.

I don't know. Your father.

- My father owned a place like this. - Your father?

So the Wolves'defense has held after the fumble...

Hey.! How you doin' ?

All right, let's go. Let's move it guys.

ESU is where I'm goin'

no prisoners, no mercy. Nothing but snot bubbles, snot bubbles!

- Hello? - Hi, it's Joe Kane.

And it's a great thing for you. Jumps up your draft position,

Mendacious, pejorative, antithetical, commensurate...

- In what? - In math and English.

you play that second half the way you did the first,

You? You just a ghetto toy.

I figured if you can't keep my attention, nobody can.

JSU let’s put the women and children to bed And let’s go find dinner

Kick coming down to Tyler in the end zone.

- Come on. Yeah! - Lights out, baby!

We're just a bunch of drunks and fuck-ups!

Not everybody has your ability, Alvin. You do what you have to do to play.

- Let's head out. - Hey, I got a question for you, man.

Kill the quarterback.

60 pass, on three. Ready, break!

Let's Put The Women And Children To Bed And Go Lookin' For Fuckin' Dinner.

Kane, play action.

12 points in Porky’s Cup!

And Kane is still down. He took quite a shot from Ryan.

You're havin' a great year. You've got millions of dollars waitin' for you in the pros.

Let's put the women and children to bed And go looking for fucking dinner

Not that they would be here anyway.

So there you have it, folks. Joe Kane remains unfazed...

No, you did not have me goin' ! Why would you make up something like that?

Do you feel your program's in decline?

Long as you in the program, they'll get you through.

Touchdown, Timberwolves.!