Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hello? - Hi, it's Joe Kane.

At tailback #20, Jaden Gordan!!!

When I was 12, my mother took a vacation in Chicago and never came back.

Nah, you were good for your first time.

you know, it deserves a lifelong sentence.

Clint, Are You Hurt Or Are You Injured

Let's Put The Women And Children To Bed And Go Lookin' For Dinner!

you play that second half the way you did the first,

Mendacious, pejorative, antithetical, commensurate...

Still, don't know, man. Promised the Rev I'd get a degree.

Aw, shit! Perfect ending to a fucked up day!

I'm going to lead. Question Is, Can You Boys Follow?

No, you did not have me goin' ! Why would you make up something like that?

And it's a great thing for you. Jumps up your draft position,

JSU let’s put the women and children to bed And let’s go find dinner

Next year... Next year we sell out.

- You get any throwing done in there? - Nah, all they got is Ping-Pong.

- My father owned a place like this. - Your father?

12 points in Porky’s Cup!

What's this, they throw you out?

Now, that was a hell of a run you just made.

but I ask you to try somethin' different and you hide behind your daddy?

How Succas Feel when they lose they Position

60 pass, on three. Ready, break!

it's a good thing for the program.

- Gained about 35 pounds. - Shee!

Brown right motion, tail slant. You're the man, Joe.

Ah-hey If you don't know me by now

someplace that nobody'll see us.

On to the bowl! Yeah! All right!

no prisoners, no mercy. Nothing but snot bubbles, snot bubbles!

Long as you in the program, they'll get you through.

- Hey! This big enough for you, baby? - Hell, yeah, I'm with it!

I don't know. Your father.

Fumbles. Griffen recovers.

I thought that he loved me.

As you know, I played football here.

Hello, Dad? No, I was just callin' because, uh,

You? You just a ghetto toy.

It was there, wejust didn't execute.! You gotta finish your blocks. Finish 'em all.!

Kill the quarterback.

That was probably one of the greatest runs...

- Get to keep the car, got the house for another week!

If I tried to use my influence to get you back in,

- Nice to meet you, sir. - Nice to meet you, Darnell.

Jefferson, are you injured or are you hurt?

Now let's get our fuckin' shit together and kick some fuckin' ass!

There goes my cover of the media, guys.

Darnell, wait up.

- You got that? - Yes, sir.

Let's go up top. Take the team right away. Z-3 motion, let's go!

Let's put the women and children to bed And go looking for fucking dinner

Kill ‘em all Let the paramedics sort ‘em out

- Yeah! - Comin' to get ya, field boy!

Hey, uh, any of the guys come down to see you?

Therefore, members of the board,

I am gonna personally test you before every game. Watch you go in the bottle.

Hey, Darnell. Did a really great job out there today.

- Oh.! Tyler crunched by Lattimer.

Yeah. Actually, the scream was even better than I thought.

- He said that, the father? - Yeah.

- Collins pitches toJefferson sweeping on thunder right. - 46, 46!

- Let's head out. - Hey, I got a question for you, man.

Ohhh! Mowry crushed by Pope

Hey, Joe, you know, I was hoping you might've rolled your bike or something this summer.

Do you feel your program's in decline?

Rookies, you pay attention. This is what I expect out of you. Alvin, you ready?

This is what you guys been workin' for. I need 60 minutes.

Not that they would be here anyway.

Kane... fumbles the ball.! Scrambling after it.

contributes a lot of money, so he says they won't go to the press.

So we'll see what Kane does here...

- I want to be taken seriously. - Darnell, I do take you seriously.

Kane gets away. Scrambles right.

ESU is where I'm goin'

Kick coming down to Tyler in the end zone.

Because your not supposed to have PHONE OUT. You know how hard it is sometimes to be your teacher?! I should be able to come to school and TEACH. Instead of coming to school and BABYSIT. There's 8 minutes until spring break. Why would you take my PHONE?!

So there you have it, folks. Joe Kane remains unfazed...

4.;29 to go and it's been a great one,;

Yo, thanks for showing me around the campus.

Kill the Packers Let the paramedics sort 'em out

And Kane is still down. He took quite a shot from Ryan.

Let's Put The Women And Children To Bed And Go Lookin' For Fuckin' Dinner.

Time for two plays. All right, end zone's not open, you take the sideline.

in several areas.

he could sue us for jeopardizing his draft status.

- In what? - In math and English.

Place at the table! Woo-oo-oo!

- if you fail to get to a bowl game again next year. - Hey, Joe.

Kane, play action.

She likes that light-skinned respectable shit.

- Just lettin' off some steam. - Why do you do this crazy shit?

- Hey, Ray. - Hey, Mr. Haley. Good to see you.

Hey.! How you doin' ?

Nope. We're roundin' dogies into the end zone and the trail runs right over your ass.

Brendan - Nice $152K Order Ring the Championship Bell

Bein' different than everybody else.

What'd you say?

Everybody seems to be talkin' about it.

- Aaah! - Come here!

Parsons Let the paramedics sort them out

We're just a bunch of drunks and fuck-ups!

Come on, guys, now, we got 30 minutes of football left.!

I figured if you can't keep my attention, nobody can.

You're havin' a great year. You've got millions of dollars waitin' for you in the pros.

Not everybody has your ability, Alvin. You do what you have to do to play.

Kane on the run, fires.

Listen, I want to see you, Autumn.

- Woo-ha-he! - Hey, Autumn.

If I lose that, then I'm just another guy.

All right, let's go. Let's move it guys.

- Come on. Yeah! - Lights out, baby!

So the Wolves'defense has held after the fumble...

Tried to rob a liquor store to get us some money.

Listen to this.;

Let's forget rehab. Forget your dad.

Touchdown, Timberwolves.!

Fuck You, Doughboy, I Can Read! See That Shoe? It Says Adidas."

Four straight losses and we're out of bowl contention.

both public and private.