Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- A rematch? - Yeah, that's right.

- You ready? - Come on, baby, come on.

I'm sorry, he doesn't wish to speak to you right now.

Over here driving down Slauson man, driving down Slauson, 4 in the morning man, cuz i can't sleep because of happen to Nip man Why niggas do the homie like that man, in his own fukkin hood, in his own fukkin city, he has trying to do good for niggas man

Kane back to pass.

Yeah, baby! Yeah, baby!

Let's put the women and day dee to bed and go lookin' for fuckin' dinner.

Either way, I want you to know that, uh...

- You're one of the best players in the country. - He's just not into it.

Joe, this game is being billed as a potential Heisman shootout.

He ain't nothin' but a big, fat, pork rind-eatin' lineman on the scout team.

BABOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!

- Way to hold onto that pigskin. - Thank you.

Oh, God, Joe.! No.!

- Four-three stack. Ready, break! - Yeah, yeah!

In what... Swimming Pool Management?

Nice game for the freshman who had a little bit of fumble-itis in fall practice.

Yeah, but don't I have to get dumber then too?

I saw his picture on the Wall of Fame.

I ain't no statistic.

- Collins fades back to pass. - Don't throw the flat!

edge the Boston College Eagles today, 14 to ten.

- Yeah. - He probably just got the wind knocked out of him.

Let's get some pizza, let's kick it, let's just hang out.

What do I have to be worried about? I'm a Heisman candidate, remember?

- Oh, no, this is fine. - Good. Let's get it!

Yo, my man. Can you tell me where Gaines Hall is at?

- Starts right. - Bring it to me.

Every day I learn a new word out of the dictionary.

Hey, don't tell me you've fallen for this guy.

I said, he's gonna be all right.

Grows thatjungle seed

I think you're, ah, crazy for jeopardizing your scholarship...

I respectfully submit that Bobby Collins should not be given special treatment...

Newspapers, football writers, sports anchors.

- Set.! - Hangin' together.

Wait. I think we better get back downstairs.

Kill everybody.

You just can't do it much better than that.

But this is not a football vocational school. It's an institute ofhigher learning.

- Oh, come on, Alvin. You're gonna be tested on this.

That's good. Then get up.

- Yes, sir. - All right, this is Mississippi State's offensive set.

Sent him tojail. Kept that fuckin' money though, huh? Left the blood to do the time.

I mean, stuff happens.

Hey, Coach, give it to me up the gut. They've been ignoring me. I can score.

- Now we'll see how the ESU defense,

Forget it, nigger. No chance for you there.

I couldn't think of any other sports I could beat you at.

But you better not take it from me

Darnell. Darnell.

You'd still beJoe.

What the hell difference does it make? They'll grease him through no matter what he does.

- No! No! No! - What were you doin' ?

- Just another wormshit freshman, man. - Oh, I see how it goes.

Woo, hey, ESU Wejust wanna welcome you

Why don’t you stick that bow tie up your ass?

- Wilsors not gonna stand in the way though. - Yeah, well, forget it.

You really think this is won'th it?

Did you feel any additional pressure this week,

When you're passing by

You all right now?

Never let it out of your sight. Hey, boys, listen!

- 60 minutes of mean! - You got it, Coach.

He's on the punt return team for three years,;

Yippee Ki Yay Mother F-er’s!!

Kill the quarterback

All right, here we go.

Thanks for everything you did for me.

Kill em all Let the paramedics sort em out

The man is back! Lattimer's back!

Kill Jerry Jones

Now look here George lady... I KNOW YOU ARE FROM...! PERTH HILLARYS WESTERN AUSTRALIA MELBORNE! Now i've gotta put the divider on or i'll call management.

You will never, never never know me

Gets away. Gonna run it himself.

Yeah, yeah, I thought we had 'em.

Hey, nothin' I'm just kickin' it.

My dad's never seen me play.

- How you doin' ? Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

Not Everybody can Play Football

Yeah. Are you disappointed?

Charles, you don't have to do all of this, you can give all this up, okay Yeah, I wanna do better, Camille, i want to stop doing drugs, alcohol and pills, it's time for me to be sober

Anyone of you guys see him, I want you to try to slap it out of his hand.

Let's go chiefs! Raiders going down

- It's pretty good for the first day. - Cool.

You only know the guy who's supposed to be makin' millions in the pros.

Oh, yeah Joe Likey

I think we have a young team on the verge.

Oh, my, this does not look good.

You missed that block on purpose.

- it'd all come crashing down... just like it did. - Yeah.

- What's that? - What happened to the band and the dancin' honeys...

but the Timberwolves will have the advantage of playing...

Darnell, we went over this entire chapter last week.

Go, Wolves, go!

And that'll do it. The game is over...

You know how many athletes have gone to rehab?

Throws to... Jefferson on the sideline. He's got it...

Where the hell is Douglas Quad?

Jefferson. Nice run you made on that screen pass.

All right, try to knock it out and recover it.

is that after 12 years, my job's in jeopardy.

Died in prison. Some kind of heart problem.

Are you worried about tomorrow?

Uh, yeah. Now and then, you know, when the tide rises.

Come here! I don't wanna hear about who started it. Save it for the field, understand?

Tickets are in your bag. Player profiles, itinerary, they're in the briefcase.

Well, um, it didn't seem to bother you then.

Yeah, you're the little bastard.