Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Starts right. - Bring it to me.

Oh, yeah Joe Likey

BABOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!

- 60 minutes of mean! - You got it, Coach.

Throws to... Jefferson on the sideline. He's got it...

Are you worried about tomorrow?

Anyone of you guys see him, I want you to try to slap it out of his hand.

Now look here George lady... I KNOW YOU ARE FROM...! PERTH HILLARYS WESTERN AUSTRALIA MELBORNE! Now i've gotta put the divider on or i'll call management.

Never let it out of your sight. Hey, boys, listen!

- Four-three stack. Ready, break! - Yeah, yeah!

Kill everybody.

You all right now?

I respectfully submit that Bobby Collins should not be given special treatment...

- Yeah. - He probably just got the wind knocked out of him.

He ain't nothin' but a big, fat, pork rind-eatin' lineman on the scout team.

Let's put the women and day dee to bed and go lookin' for fuckin' dinner.

- A rematch? - Yeah, that's right.

Kill em all Let the paramedics sort em out

- You're one of the best players in the country. - He's just not into it.

Where the hell is Douglas Quad?

Why don’t you stick that bow tie up your ass?

Did you feel any additional pressure this week,

You missed that block on purpose.

You will never, never never know me

That's good. Then get up.

Nice game for the freshman who had a little bit of fumble-itis in fall practice.

- How you doin' ? Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- Just another wormshit freshman, man. - Oh, I see how it goes.

- No! No! No! - What were you doin' ?

You just can't do it much better than that.

Kill Jerry Jones

But you better not take it from me

Well, um, it didn't seem to bother you then.

I couldn't think of any other sports I could beat you at.

The man is back! Lattimer's back!

Died in prison. Some kind of heart problem.

Newspapers, football writers, sports anchors.

You'd still beJoe.

Wait. I think we better get back downstairs.

- Yes, sir. - All right, this is Mississippi State's offensive set.

All right, here we go.

I'm sorry, he doesn't wish to speak to you right now.

- Way to hold onto that pigskin. - Thank you.

I think you're, ah, crazy for jeopardizing your scholarship...

- It's pretty good for the first day. - Cool.

Charles, you don't have to do all of this, you can give all this up, okay Yeah, I wanna do better, Camille, i want to stop doing drugs, alcohol and pills, it's time for me to be sober

My dad's never seen me play.

Yo, my man. Can you tell me where Gaines Hall is at?

Kill the quarterback

is that after 12 years, my job's in jeopardy.

Darnell, we went over this entire chapter last week.

But this is not a football vocational school. It's an institute ofhigher learning.

In what... Swimming Pool Management?

When you're passing by

Let's go chiefs! Raiders going down

Tickets are in your bag. Player profiles, itinerary, they're in the briefcase.

Forget it, nigger. No chance for you there.

Every day I learn a new word out of the dictionary.

I ain't no statistic.

What the hell difference does it make? They'll grease him through no matter what he does.

Hey, nothin' I'm just kickin' it.

I think we have a young team on the verge.

- Oh, no, this is fine. - Good. Let's get it!

Thanks for everything you did for me.

Yeah. Are you disappointed?

Let's get some pizza, let's kick it, let's just hang out.

Hey, Coach, give it to me up the gut. They've been ignoring me. I can score.

Sent him tojail. Kept that fuckin' money though, huh? Left the blood to do the time.

Joe, this game is being billed as a potential Heisman shootout.

Darnell. Darnell.

Jefferson. Nice run you made on that screen pass.

He's on the punt return team for three years,;

You only know the guy who's supposed to be makin' millions in the pros.

Grows thatjungle seed

I said, he's gonna be all right.

Either way, I want you to know that, uh...

Go, Wolves, go!

You know how many athletes have gone to rehab?

And that'll do it. The game is over...

- Collins fades back to pass. - Don't throw the flat!

Oh, God, Joe.! No.!

- it'd all come crashing down... just like it did. - Yeah.

- Now we'll see how the ESU defense,

- Set.! - Hangin' together.

Yeah, baby! Yeah, baby!

- Oh, come on, Alvin. You're gonna be tested on this.

What do I have to be worried about? I'm a Heisman candidate, remember?

Yeah, but don't I have to get dumber then too?

- Wilsors not gonna stand in the way though. - Yeah, well, forget it.

You really think this is won'th it?

Yippee Ki Yay Mother F-er’s!!

Not Everybody can Play Football

Yeah, you're the little bastard.

- You ready? - Come on, baby, come on.

I mean, stuff happens.

Oh, my, this does not look good.

Hey, don't tell me you've fallen for this guy.

Kane back to pass.

Come here! I don't wanna hear about who started it. Save it for the field, understand?

- What's that? - What happened to the band and the dancin' honeys...

I saw his picture on the Wall of Fame.

Woo, hey, ESU Wejust wanna welcome you

Yeah, yeah, I thought we had 'em.

All right, try to knock it out and recover it.

Gets away. Gonna run it himself.

Uh, yeah. Now and then, you know, when the tide rises.

Over here driving down Slauson man, driving down Slauson, 4 in the morning man, cuz i can't sleep because of happen to Nip man Why niggas do the homie like that man, in his own fukkin hood, in his own fukkin city, he has trying to do good for niggas man

edge the Boston College Eagles today, 14 to ten.

but the Timberwolves will have the advantage of playing...