Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's put the women and children to bed And go looking for fucking dinner

All right, bowl bid ridin' here for ESU.

That's good, 'cause ain't none of that true.

Na-na-na-na-na-na Please, please

Is that really possible?

DIAL IT UP DIAL IT IN

It's time to sit at the head of the table.

- and deserves a second chance. - Like Alvin Mack?

Kane fades back to pass.

It's just him and you...

Jungle Welcome to thejungle

and not in jail or dead.

I'm sorry, Darnell,

We're gonna ring that championship bell!

Well, here's your room. Just let us know if you need anything.

Ball at the Michigan 47. 1:02 to play,

Listen, I just want you to know that I'm real sorry about this whole thing with Louanne.

as Iowa pulls out a last-second victory, 14 to ten.

You've embarrassed the school,; you've embarrassed me,;

I should've got another tutor.

I'm a Kane, Camille.

Well, maybe I will.

- Oakie, thunder, lion. - What's your assignment?

Kane back to pass.

Where do you think this puts you in the Heisman race?

Let's go looking For fucking dinner

We'll be goin' to a major bowl next year.

Hey, you full of shit! You fumble, you try to blame me.

I'm concerned about our program.

Let's put the women and children to bed and go looking for dinner, boys

- Hi! - Hey, Joe.

Well, education is the first priority of our program.

The alumni and the legislature are unappy...

- You should've got away from me while you still had the chance.

Oh, yeah. Um... yes. Um...

Let's put the women and children to bed and go looking for dinner alright. Ready, break!

Ready for week 1!!!

Kane gets it to the four where it'll be first and goal.

Kill em all Let the paramedics sort em out.

It's okay for me to play a game I don't know,

Which two city-states fought in the Punic Wars?

Kane... looks into the end zone.

It's my placement test. I got an 89.

If you don't reinstate Bobby or you hadrt admitted Alvin, you were taking away their futures.

What do you think, nigger? You gonna be on the Supreme Court?

You take this helmet and you put it right in his numbers, okay?

Hell, they even give Alvin here copies of his test in advance.

I saw you on the cover of Sports Illustrated, so you're probably worst than most.

I don't know you? How could you say that?

Pretty little funky thang nothin' like I ever I seen

You're lucky I didn't suspend you for the whole season.

Pick that up. Pick it up!

where the ESU Timberwolves, led by Heisman Trophy candidate Joe Kane, open their season...

The NC-double assholes won't let us havejobs,

Just waitin' for you.

Ding-motherf#cKing' -dong!

Coach, you've lost two of your last four.

So what, are you firmin' up, or what?

I had you goin' , didn't I?

sweeping thunder right.

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna lead.

At tailback, number 20, Darnell Jefferson.

One at a time. Go ahead, Rhoda.

It's the only time I could get in here when the football team wasrt using it.

Touchdown, Iowa.

A field goal here ties it,

- Hey, Bud? - Uh-huh?

Okay. But that's even more of a reason for you to be my tutor.

Call it an oil change.

And in Alvirs case, that could cost him millions of dollars in the pros.

Just tryin' to keep my edge.

Wolves moving left to right on your radio dial.

Any guy that's up for the Heisman should be able to remember that, no?

All right! Yes!

- What's he sayin' now? - With Joe out, everything could be up for grabs again.

Any tutor. And yes, you do.

getting you the ball in our thunder right.

- Hey, you got a problem, buddy? - Ray, just one, okay?

- I can't tonight. - What about tomorrow night then?

- I don't hang out with him. I tutor him. - Then have him get another tutor.

Well... I told him that we'd gone out.

- ESU wins it.! - Yeah!

SHIT, I bust chops too, You don't see me all fucked up!

Sometimes I think the Lord is testing me, Don't want to go to jail, I'm tired of getting arrested G, I know I'm sinning when I'm sell crack, But to a young nigga like me a G ain't no turning back Trying to settle down is hopeless, With a nagging old lady and a baby I can't cope with it, A chance is something that I never had, I'm standing on this corner, i got my rocks up in a skittles bag

“Bradley is Disabled”

Head of the Table

You got a lot of class. Real efficacious.

All right, bring it in. Nice run, baby, nice run.