Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. But that's even more of a reason for you to be my tutor.
All right! Yes!
I saw you on the cover of Sports Illustrated, so you're probably worst than most.
That's good, 'cause ain't none of that true.
You're lucky I didn't suspend you for the whole season.
- You should've got away from me while you still had the chance.
- I can't tonight. - What about tomorrow night then?
Ding-motherf#cKing' -dong!
So what, are you firmin' up, or what?
Any tutor. And yes, you do.
Please!
You know what?
All right, bowl bid ridin' here for ESU.
It's just him and you...
Pretty little funky thang nothin' like I ever I seen
Just waitin' for you.
I'm Here
Is that really possible?
It's okay for me to play a game I don't know,
I had you goin' , didn't I?
And in Alvirs case, that could cost him millions of dollars in the pros.
Hut!
Kane back to pass.
- What's he sayin' now? - With Joe out, everything could be up for grabs again.
We need ya.
Let's go looking For fucking dinner
- Hey, Bud? - Uh-huh?
- Hi! - Hey, Joe.
See ya.
Kane... looks into the end zone.
Hey, you full of shit! You fumble, you try to blame me.
Kill em all Let the paramedics sort em out.
- Oakie, thunder, lion. - What's your assignment?
One at a time. Go ahead, Rhoda.
DIAL IT UP DIAL IT IN
- ESU wins it.! - Yeah!
Any guy that's up for the Heisman should be able to remember that, no?
We're gonna ring that championship bell!
Just tryin' to keep my edge.
Pick that up. Pick it up!
It's the only time I could get in here when the football team wasrt using it.
Let's put the women and children to bed and go looking for dinner alright. Ready, break!
Touchdown, Iowa.
You've embarrassed the school,; you've embarrassed me,;
Hut-hut!
Well, here's your room. Just let us know if you need anything.
I'm sorry, Darnell,
Sometimes I think the Lord is testing me, Don't want to go to jail, I'm tired of getting arrested G, I know I'm sinning when I'm sell crack, But to a young nigga like me a G ain't no turning back Trying to settle down is hopeless, With a nagging old lady and a baby I can't cope with it, A chance is something that I never had, I'm standing on this corner, i got my rocks up in a skittles bag
The NC-double assholes won't let us havejobs,
I'm Here
You got a lot of class. Real efficacious.
Call it an oil change.
Head of the Table
Kane fades back to pass.
Ball at the Michigan 47. 1:02 to play,
I should've got another tutor.
At tailback, number 20, Darnell Jefferson.
What do you think, nigger? You gonna be on the Supreme Court?
Let's put the women and children to bed and go looking for dinner, boys
Coach, you've lost two of your last four.
SHIT, I bust chops too, You don't see me all fucked up!
Well, education is the first priority of our program.
Let's put the women and children to bed And go looking for fucking dinner
Shut up.
Fine.
Oh, yeah. Um... yes. Um...
We'll be goin' to a major bowl next year.
If you don't reinstate Bobby or you hadrt admitted Alvin, you were taking away their futures.
All right, bring it in. Nice run, baby, nice run.
Jungle Welcome to thejungle
Ready for week 1!!!
Wolves moving left to right on your radio dial.
and not in jail or dead.
Listen, I just want you to know that I'm real sorry about this whole thing with Louanne.
- I don't hang out with him. I tutor him. - Then have him get another tutor.
Well, maybe I will.
Joe!
where the ESU Timberwolves, led by Heisman Trophy candidate Joe Kane, open their season...
It's my placement test. I got an 89.
sweeping thunder right.
Well... I told him that we'd gone out.
Hell, they even give Alvin here copies of his test in advance.
“Bradley is Disabled”
I'm concerned about our program.
Na-na-na-na-na-na Please, please
I'm a Kane, Camille.
- Hey, you got a problem, buddy? - Ray, just one, okay?
I don't know you? How could you say that?
Set!
as Iowa pulls out a last-second victory, 14 to ten.
Blue 80!
It's time to sit at the head of the table.
A field goal here ties it,
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna lead.
getting you the ball in our thunder right.
Kane gets it to the four where it'll be first and goal.
Where do you think this puts you in the Heisman race?
- and deserves a second chance. - Like Alvin Mack?
You take this helmet and you put it right in his numbers, okay?
The alumni and the legislature are unappy...
Which two city-states fought in the Punic Wars?
Oh, shit.