Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bobby Collins.
Hey, pay attention when I'm talkin' to you, nigger!
- It's pathetic. - Alvin.
F*** you, doughboy, I can read! See that shoe? It says Adidas.
Pugh goes right by him.
Oh, yeah? What's that?
It's very pretty, Alvin.
My mom died when I was young.
Ray, come here. Jefferson, in this series.
Well, maybe you can write about your mother.
Plus, it's a good thing for the program.
All right, guys, here we go!
How would that've made you feel?
Kill ‘em all Let the paramedics sort ‘em out
Kane back to pass.
I'm Here
He came here late. He's got some catchin' up to do.
A first down and it's all she wrote. ESU is out of time-outs.
In order to capitalize on the momentum created by the Sports Illustrated cover,
Let’s put the women and children to bed and go lookin for dinner Good luck Chase!
Let’s put the women and children to bed and let’s go looking for dinner
APPLE COMING FROM THE LEFT SIDE, OH!
Play Ball!
ESU hoping to get past a tough Iowa Hawkeye's team...
That's enough of the outs. Let's run some deeper digs.
Fumble.! Fumble.! Fumble.!
Come in, Collins.
- I wouldn't miss it. - That was a tough loss today, man.
Coach.
knowing you'd be going head to head against Heisman rival, Tim Waymen?
Next time we get it, we take control. Jefferson.!
You in there, buddy.
Do you come here a lot?
I got one more game left this season.
Gentlemen...
I don't need to firm up. I'm strengthening my knee. I had orthoscopic surgery.
Yeah, I had my knee scoped once too.
who's supposed to be such a great athlete was skatin' so bad.
Now, cheatin' s bad.
Led by All-American linebacker Alvin Mack does...
- Hands off to Garrett. - Aaa-aargh!
Woo! Yeah!
- Get off of me! - What the fuck are you thinkin' ?
Yeah, his head's just not back into it.
Beginning Golf, Voice And Speech Improvement...
Get off me! Stop it! Get off!
Excuse me. What's your name?
I promised my Dad I'd never get on one of those.
and having talked to him and observed him over the last several weeks,
- Oooh! - Eee-uuh!
- How you feelin' ? - I feel all right.
Call it an oil change
Here, get an aerial view.
You know... how football players are about hospitals and injuries.
We don't have to go paradin' . We can go someplace different;
And we have no doubts about that, 'cause we know...
We're told Joe Kane will be starting at quarterback.
Just to get me over a couple of rough spots, that's all.
All right. Thunder right, 28 pitch on one. Ready...
Now, here we have a student athlete who's taking...
An amazing conclusion to a great season.
- It's a great opportunity. - And all you gotta do is back it up on the field.
Damn! Fuck.
What are you talkin' about? I'm improvin' myself.
- She says she's your girlfriend? - I don't want to talk to her right now.
Why, is this too low-rent for you?
Oh, Collins.
2.;05 left in the game. Wolves up, 28-20.
Shit, oughta be payin' us anyway.
Yeah. That's okay, Dad.
- Blue 80! Hut! - Watch the blitz.
Jones has ahold ofhim.
I was talkin' to my advisor and he seems to think I need a tutor.
This isn't even a real road.
Pretty little funky thang bouncy little play by play
I just... I feel like I need to go out and blow off some steam and I was...
Well, then, maybe just this once, you can write about football.
See that shoe?.... It says, ADIDAS!
HEAD OF THE TABLE BABY!!!
You're still with this nigger? You won't gimme no play?
Whoa.! What a great block by Griffen. Jefferson driving for the end zone.
Out ofbounds stopping the clock with seven seconds.
A great crackback by Hughes.!
It's there in your eyes
Ah. Well, stay on top of that, Darnell.
I want a rematch.
Oh, shit!
I used to put a copy of my report card inside...
You must be one bad ass mother fucker
Let’s purge woman and children to bed…. And go looking for fucking DINNER!
other than football.
against Michigan and their Heisman hopeful, Tim Waymen,;
Darnell, ESU We just wanna welcome you
So much for team unity, huh?
DespiteJoe Kane's return, Collins gets the starting nod.
Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for dinner. On two, ready...
- Hey, hey! Come on! - You want some of this? Come on!
How do you figure?
Can't find anybody.
ten... touchdown, Georgia Tech.
- I came back early to see a friend. - That's cool.
Why don’t you shove that bow tie up your ass?
Some other sport. I took my beatings. You owe me one, right?
It looks like... Georgia Tech has the ball.
287! 287! Hut!
Mack chasing the play.
Can't find anybody. Gonna run it.
Homecoming!!!!
She got caught in gang cross fire.
Great catch.! Touchdown, ESU.
- How come you never ask me about my arm? - You have an arm?
What's goin' on, Joe?
Damn!
- Am I goin' too fast for ya? - What?
Twenty-five seconds left in the half.
Gettin' your nose in there! Atta baby, B.A.!
Uhh.